Programmer's Credo

3 years ago by bleeb to c/technology

TheSaneWriter 35 points 3 years ago

When a 2-day task turns into a 2-week task πŸ™ƒ

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Bleeb 7 points 3 years ago

I'll pull THIS story. It'll be easy.

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Johanno 6 points 3 years ago

When a 3 month task turn into a 3 year one

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haywire7 29 points 3 years ago

14 hours into writing the script that was going to save you from doing the task yourself and you can't quit now, too much time has been put into this endeavour.

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unreachable 25 points 3 years ago

"it's a piece of cake" - famous last words

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NOT_RICK 16 points 3 years ago

Nothing is worse for me at work than when someone asks me for a delivery timeline

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Johanno 5 points 3 years ago

Ufff eeehhmm probably about two month or so in the best case. 5 years in the worst case and realistically about 9 months.

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FlyingSquid 14 points 3 years ago

Is that metal? Did someone actually turn a tweet into a metal plaque? I'm not complaining, I think it's funny.

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anonyplum 14 points 3 years ago

This makes me wanna LOL and cry at the same time.

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DirkMcCallahan 13 points 3 years ago

And then we find ourselves falling victim to the sunk cost fallacy.

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TacoButtPlug 7 points 3 years ago

I do love pinboard, btw.

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nephs 3 points 3 years ago

Looks like a repost. I'm up voting it.

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Feugnis 3 points 3 years ago

I'm really feeling all those hours I spend learning vim to never use vim.

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Chocrates 5 points 3 years ago

Aww, I don't really code anymore and I'm in vim every day

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milkjug 4 points 3 years ago

Does it count if I’m in vi only because I don’t know how to exit? I have to buy a new computer every time.

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btaf45 1 point 3 years ago

I literally use vi/vim for everything that I can. I would use it for gmail if there was a way.

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Chocrates 1 point 3 years ago

I was hoping to open this and see someone show you a plugin to do that

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Narrrz 3 points 3 years ago

you know what? I'm done. "while(..."

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csfirecracker 3 points 3 years ago

If things were always as easy I thought they'd be my life would be a lot easier :/

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Xavier 1 point 3 years ago

Oh man, this hit me right in the face 🫣.

So many times did I get myself into weeks, month and even years long projects thinking I'll be done in an afternoon... feature creep and my need to fidget with my code because its not perfect yet...

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