What is the worst placement for a tattoo?

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Kandorr 81 points 3 years ago

Face. It speaks before you do, saying the same thing regardless of venue.

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sadbehr 11 points 3 years ago

I saw some YouTuber tattoo artist say that people that have face tattoos either 1) Do not give a fuck or 2) Know themselves extremely well.

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Emperor 14 points 3 years ago

Or 3) are idiots

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keeb420 6 points 3 years ago

or 4) sponsorships

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kersploosh 6 points 3 years ago

Now I'm wondering what the market rate is for face tattoo sponsorships. If a Corona Extra tattoo means I don't have to go to the office anymore then contract negotiations may be in order...

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Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 3 points 3 years ago

See idiots.

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yuunikki 26 points 3 years ago

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demystify 5 points 3 years ago

Is that even possible?

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loffiz 5 points 3 years ago

Feasible*

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son_named_bort 2 points 3 years ago

Especially if you're Hank Hill.

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yuunikki 4 points 3 years ago

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Thanatos931 23 points 3 years ago

Inner bottom lip. Extremely painful, never turns out well, and dosn't last very long

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WhatASave 1 point 3 years ago

I'm guessing you were a young adult or older teenager during the scene days.

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Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 1 point 3 years ago

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RootBeerGuy 1 point 3 years ago

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Evkob 23 points 3 years ago

I know a guy who has Elmer Fudd next to his asshole with a speech bubble which reads "Come on out you wascally wabbit!"

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loffiz 4 points 3 years ago

Haha that's great! Had to google elmer fudd but I got it 😄

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shinigamiookamiryuu 21 points 3 years ago

My best friend's birth mother (he was adopted) has a tattoo of a butterfly on her butt which anyone only knows about because she wears her pants low enough you can recognize antennas.

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dandroid 14 points 3 years ago

I knew a guy who we all called "Punkin" because he was the singer in a punk band and had a tattoo of a pumpkin on his butt. He showed literally everyone that tattoo. When I was introduced to him, he said, "you want to know why they call me that?" And then immediately pulled down his pants to show me his butt tattoo. I then watched him do it 3 more times as he met new people.

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loffiz 3 points 3 years ago

Gotta love the pun.

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thirstyhyena 21 points 3 years ago

Eye

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Devi 20 points 3 years ago

Tip of the nose, super sensitive so will hurt like hell, weird shaped so hard to do anything good, and it's right in the centre of your face so it's a jobstopper.

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loffiz 2 points 3 years ago

Hmmm wondering what would be an "adequate" motive there

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bernieecclestoned 18 points 3 years ago

I've seen a pic of some guy with a lady tattooed on his chest and belly with his belly button operating as a vagina, pretty fucking grim tbh

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freamon 17 points 3 years ago

I watched a video from Gibi ASMR, who's getting tats all over her legs. For the one behind her knee, she spent time after with her leg in a splint, 'cos she was worried that bending her leg would affect the tattoo whilst it was healing.

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loffiz 4 points 3 years ago

That's interesting! Easy to miss out on the practical aspects.

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atlasraven31 11 points 3 years ago

I would say your ballsac. Just the most tender vulnerable area.

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loffiz 1 point 3 years ago

I guess you would wax that guy as well? Or laser it?

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alphapuggle 10 points 3 years ago

Saw a TikTok where a guy got Waldo tatted on his taint

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WhatASave 8 points 3 years ago

Okay that's hilarious though.

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Master 2 points 3 years ago

Right in the middle of the act... THERE HE IS!

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Piecemakers3Dprints 10 points 3 years ago

Eyelids.

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loffiz 1 point 3 years ago

Kinda cool though, but yeah

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fing3r 8 points 3 years ago

Saw a fly on a glans penis before.

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CeruleanRuin 6 points 3 years ago

On a dog.

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klemptor 4 points 3 years ago

My doggo has tattoos - one in each ear. (She a retired racing greyhound.)

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CeruleanRuin 3 points 3 years ago

Cool. Cool cool cool.

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loffiz 3 points 3 years ago

That is indeed awful, never heard of anyone tattooing animals!

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glue_snorter 2 points 3 years ago

I found an article about artists practicing on pigs.

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glue_snorter 5 points 3 years ago

On your toddler.

Because, say, you knew the other parent was about to get full custody.

Or just because you're really into Louis Vuitton.

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Pringles 1 point 3 years ago

Wait, people do that?

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Tyr3al 1 point 3 years ago

Your whole body actually

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