Anon sees a doctor

2 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

FartMaster69 51 points 2 years ago

This man needs mouse bites to live.

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Scranulum 21 points 2 years ago

You are a black man.

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RealFunAtParties 15 points 2 years ago

This vexes me.

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toe 41 points 2 years ago

9/10 levels the diagnosis is lupus.

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Viking_Hippie 27 points 2 years ago

It's never Lupus. Except that one time where it was.

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daepicgamerbro69 31 points 2 years ago

Do gray matter biopsy and see when was the last time he attended a penis inspection day

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HollowNaught 4 points 2 years ago

Last time a had one of those my doctor stole my ass and wore it as a hat

2/10, would not recommend

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blimthepixie 27 points 2 years ago

Cheeto Fibrosis from inhaling the Cheeto dust over a sustained period of time

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MrJameGumb 23 points 2 years ago

I recommend a full course of chicken tendies and 1000 ccs of Dewey STAT!

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atro_city 13 points 2 years ago

Must be USAian or Japanese. It's terminal.

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

go to feed...