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If Spez joined Lemmy what would you do?

3 years ago by LaughingM0n to c/asklemmy

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ubergeek77 46 points 3 years ago

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netburnr 11 points 3 years ago

That would require he make a comment in that community first. Currently tle only way to add and remove mods

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j4k3 25 points 3 years ago

He probably has. I would join every competitor and alternative I could find. When I was a Buyer for a chain of bike shops I made sure I shopped at every bike shop in the area. Anything less is extremely stupid. Based on his recent history, he's probably not here, but he should be.

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Da_Boom 21 points 3 years ago

If he's not already here under a different username.

I wouldn't do anything. Let him be, because I don't slander people I don't like or disagree with, I forgive but I don't forget. I'd rather not fall to his level.

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fubo 20 points 3 years ago

Nothing in particular. Why?

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Chocrates 16 points 3 years ago

Nothing, good for him. Nobody can own the fediverse so he can't do damage.

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mrmanager 1 point 3 years ago

Big tech will launch platforms trying to do exactly that if it becomes popular enough.

They won't own it but it will be like Google search, pretty much a default for the majority of zombies who don't care that it's big tech behind it.

Put a Instagram login on it and one click invite to all Instagram and WhatsApp users and you suddenly have millions of active users.

Then you continue to monitor what's being discussed, train some AI on the data that people are providing for you free of charge, and then sell the AI service back to people for a fixed price per month.

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SpezCanLigmaBalls 16 points 3 years ago

Tell him to look at my username

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Da_Boom 9 points 3 years ago

Might wanna change that - he just might like it.

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Mr_Grumpy 4 points 3 years ago

So, win-win?

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Da_Boom 1 point 3 years ago

God i hope not. A win in our case should be a loss in /u/spez's case

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LinkOpensChest_wav 12 points 3 years ago

I'd just block his dumbass. He has no power here.

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haelusnovak 12 points 3 years ago

He seems so obsessed with how people receive him that he's probably already here somewhere to keep tabs on it. At the very least I like to imagine him paying some assistant to do such for him.

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PotjiePig 10 points 3 years ago

Nothing. I don't care.

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IsThisLemmyOpen 9 points 3 years ago

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FarceMultiplier 9 points 3 years ago

Keep him away from anything to do with teenage girls, for one thing.

(He was a mod on /r/jailbait, in case you don't get the reference)

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Ministar 8 points 3 years ago

What would you do?

I dont see how him joining lemmy should affect anything I do.

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Royalish 7 points 3 years ago

He is more of a 'keep your nose up and your subordinates under your feet' type of person (seems like it anyways), so he will not come here. Unless it is a PR stunt, then he'll get laughed back to reddit.

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tallwookie 7 points 3 years ago

direct him to beehaw

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megane_kun 12 points 3 years ago

Beehaw didn't do anything to deserve that! Heck,I wouldn't inflict Spez on my worst enemy.

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CeruleanRuin 6 points 3 years ago

Idunno, probably call him a big ol' poopy face and send him a picture of a toilet or something.

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JuxtaposedJaguar 1 point 3 years ago

The jerk store called, and they're out of YOU!

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Lewistrick 6 points 3 years ago

He probably already did.

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flakusha 6 points 3 years ago

"You have no power here" ๐Ÿ˜‰

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bhj 6 points 3 years ago

If he was smart, he should have one. It's important for a CEO to understand his competition.

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Brad 9 points 3 years ago

If he was smart

Well, there's the problem right there.

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bionicjoey 5 points 3 years ago

He hadn't even used Reddit for almost a year before the recent AMA. I'm not worried.

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HobbitFoot 5 points 3 years ago

Nothing at all.

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airportline 4 points 3 years ago

If the sun blew up what would you do?

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sigh 2 points 3 years ago

How Can We Watch The Sun Blow Up If Our Eyes Aren't Even Real??

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EponymousBosh 3 points 3 years ago

I'd get everyone to join me in Lemmy's very first "Kung Pow Penis." I know that's a Tumblr thing but I think it has potential over here.

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danc4498 3 points 3 years ago

I'm gonna take him to a nice, high-fancy, highfalutin restaurant, and I'm gonna buy him things, wine and dine him. And we're gonna find some things that we have in common, and they're gonna become inside jokes to us. And then, we're just gonna laugh about them in the taxi all the way to his house, where I'm gonna fีฝck him in the ass.

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yukichigai 3 points 3 years ago

Send him this and then go back to what I was doing.

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qaziquza 1 point 3 years ago

I thought that a rickroll. I am glad 'twasn't.

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PorkrollPosadist 2 points 3 years ago

pig poop balls

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Protegee9850 1 point 3 years ago

Call him a little pig baby

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CannotSleep420 1 point 3 years ago

Bully him for my own amusement.

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