Christopher went for a long run this evening.

a year ago by irelephant [he/him] to c/software_gore

Bonus 34 points a year ago
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saltesc 13 points a year ago

This is more about the weird pathing and not the distance, but here's what it looks like when I have a bouldering session. Apparently I spend a lot of time outside and pass through walls.

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Bonus 3 points a year ago
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saltesc 3 points a year ago

Get it with a Garmin that uses the two satellite types and worse with a Suntu I use for extreme outdoors. Must be a tin roof or something.

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Bonus 2 points a year ago
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Zoomboingding 3 points a year ago

Just standard GPS drift tbh

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Obi 2 points a year ago

22m elevation during a boulder session? Pick up the slack jeez.

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irelephant 9 points a year ago

its

![](https://image.url/)

so,

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Bonus 6 points a year ago
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Psythik 5 points a year ago

Also you can add a text description of the image between the brackets if you'd like. It helps blind people.

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Bonus 5 points a year ago
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massive_bereavement 23 points a year ago

Was he trying to reverse time to save Lois Lane?

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Psythik 1 point a year ago
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christopher 21 points a year ago

I beat my previous record

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takeda 16 points a year ago

Chris aka Barry Allen?

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admin 6 points a year ago

Maths guy, how long would it take barry to cover this distance?

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teft 13 points a year ago

Fractions of a fraction of a second. Barry can run much much faster than light and at light speed this distance would take ~1.6 seconds.

Edit: corrected my incorrect math because i read mi as meters

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davidgro 6 points a year ago

This is clearly a comma-is-thousands number of miles (as is consistent with places that use miles).

It's 1.66 seconds at light speed.

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teft 5 points a year ago

Yeah, I read mi as m at first. Doesn't really change the statement since Barry can run trillions of times faster than light.

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ulterno 3 points a year ago

Also, Barry in the TV series saying, "Mach 20 is not a thing"

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lnxtx 14 points a year ago

When you forgot to turn off location spoofing:

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psx_crab 13 points a year ago

Goku forgot to turn off fitness tracking while in battle

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UnculturedSwine 8 points a year ago

Biblically accurate marathon

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DragonTypeWyvern 6 points a year ago

He's just built different

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Etterra 3 points a year ago

I think the Flash has a new secret identity.

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