I'm high and this made me laugh, thank you sir.
I can honestly say I've had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me
That's why I keep a robe and slippers right next to the bed.
Everyone in the neighborhood already knows me as the naked weirdo, so that would just be par for the course
still kinda uncomfortable
I hate the skin on skin contact, it gets sticky and I sweat a lot more when sleeping naked than in a pyjama
My partner got a duvet for us...I fuck that shit all up. Wild sleepers!
Oh good now I get to live with this image of Garfield for the rest of my life that's awesome
"Thank you daddy Jon" this time
It's lasagna demons, your only option is to shove some demon repellant up your ass before bed each night. Either way you lose... or win depending on your perspective.
don't threaten me with a good time, as they say
thanks for using Leebra!
go to feed...
Does she think that g-string and oversized t-shirt she probably wears to bed would provide a suitable barrier preventing the demon from cramming a lasagna up her ass? Must be one weak ass demon if it's so easily deterred from its objective.
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