GONK

a year ago by PugJesus to c/starwarsmemes

LifeInMultipleChoice 63 points a year ago

It's just a portable generator. If someone told me I could have it move itself instead of me having to drag the shit around id definitely prefer it, especially on a desert/sand environment.

Powers out, Gonk

Camping, Gonk

Putting on a Concert, Gonk

Want to slay, Gonk

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roguetrick 31 points a year ago

More like creating unintelligible alarms on your appliances so they just make noise at you without conveying any information unless you dedicate yourself to esoteric study of their language. Gonk droids are walking IV pump noises.

GONK

Critical error and about to explode? GONK. Just saying hello? GONK. In the real world we sometimes joke these appliances are just insecure and want attention sometimes but here it might be a real factor.

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SARGE 23 points a year ago
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SpaceNoodle 15 points a year ago

GONK

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Squorlple 26 points a year ago path: 0 17236414, hotness: undefined, score: 26, children: 0
merc 17 points a year ago

So, in Star Wars, do robots have free will and consciousness or is it just an illusion?

Are droids slaves, or just tools?

As an aside, that's just the lowest of low effort costumes I've ever seen. It's almost literally a rectangular trash can, with "robot legs" made from metallic flexible ductwork you can buy at a hardware store. It would make for a bad home-made halloween costume, let alone a character in a Hollywood movie.

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bjoern_tantau 16 points a year ago

Robots are slaves. The original idea was to show the story from the point of view of the lowest class. He got the idea from Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress which is shown from the point of view of two slaves. A short stocky one and a taller slender one. And they are constantly bickering.

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merc 5 points a year ago

I watched The Hidden Fortress years ago, and the connection between C3PO and R2D2 with Tahei and Matashichi is obvious. But, they're not really slaves are they? The movie certainly doesn't make it seem like they're slaves, from what I remember. The Wikipedia plot summary says they're peasants who sell their homes and leave to enlist with the Yamana clan. A slave can't really sell their home and decide to take a new job. They may be of the lowest social class, but they weren't property.

As for the droids though, if they're slaves, has there ever been a hint that they wanted to change that status? In the dozens of movies, TV shows, books, comic books, etc. they seem content to be bought, sold and owned. Sure, R2D2 objects to being owned by Luke Skywalker in the first movie, but only because it interferes with his mission. He doesn't seem to object to the concept of ownership.

And, if they are slaves, there are certain droids who seem to have normal jobs and a lot of autonomy, like the IG-11 who is a member of the Bounty Hunter's Guild.

OTOH, we've also seen that slavery of humans is pretty common in the Star Wars universe. Maybe it's possible that some droids are slaves and others are free, just like humans?

What we really need is a Star Wars series with courtroom drama to explain some of this stuff. The Andor series has shown that people actually really like a series that gets into deep political intrigue, and isn't just stories of people's action figures fighting each-other. Maybe Law And Order: Coruscant would be a hit.

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bjoern_tantau 2 points a year ago

In the Solo movie Lando has a droid who wants to fight for droid liberation. But it's mostly played for laughs without any real consequences.

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merc 4 points a year ago

Ugh. That sucks. Just because it is a sign of cheap, paper-thin world building, which is typical of Star Wars.

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threelonmusketeers 5 points a year ago

I remember seeing that film open with Tahei and Matashichi arguing in a barren desert and thinking "ah, so this is where the inspiration for C3PO and R2D2 came from...".

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gazter 5 points a year ago

As far as I recall, you only see the top part of it in one or two background scenes. So the legs aren't even necessary, they're just there to help the puppeteer of a background character stay in character.

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SharkEatingBreakfast 14 points a year ago

Fun fact: Gonks are not allowed on rooftop buildings in cities because they would walk over edges.

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SARGE 13 points a year ago
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callouscomic 4 points a year ago

Hmm... does a Grond plus a Gonk make a Gronk?

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CaptainBlagbird 2 points a year ago

Remember the IKEA GΓΆnk?

spoiler

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KingJalopy 11 points a year ago

As more of a follower of the superior "Star Shows", I gotta ask... is this actually real? It seems totally made up. I've seen all the movies, but I don't recall this thing. If it is, then that's awesome.

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mriswith 18 points a year ago

Yes. The GNK-series droids are the most famous among the power droids. Those are literally walking generators and power banks. There is a heavy version PLNK(plunk) series with four legs. Both of which have a flat top, so you can use it to put things on them.

They have been modified as weapons during some encounters. Where they would just walk straight ahead and explode when it collided with something.

There's also rumours of a "Cult of the Power Droids". Where a group of gonk robots would show up at night and ask for donations. And the best way to get rid of them, is to say "Gonk. Gonk. Gonk ko kyenga see", which is apparently so rude it can't legally be translated to basic(galactic basic standard, aka "english").

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KingJalopy 8 points a year ago

Goddamn I have no idea if you're making some kind of reference to cult of personality or if I'm just way out of my depth here.

I'm going back to the star trek instances now, where my life makes sense. Enjoy your walking batteries. Enjoy your walking batteries.

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mriswith 4 points a year ago

The Cult of the Power Droids was a religious sect solicited by rogue GNK power droids.

https://starwars.fandom.com/...

It's not full canon, only legends. It is from a reference book written by Ben Burtt in 2001. But the first half is written as an in-universe book, so I consider it partly canon. (For reference, he is one of greatest sound designers of all time. He made the lightsaber sounds, Darth Vader's breathing, etc. In addition he also worked on Indiana Jones, made the "voice" for E.T., WALL-E, R2-D2, etc. He's the guy who popularized the Wilhelm scream easter egg)

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jnk 13 points a year ago

@KingJalopy @PugJesus it's very real and I'm fairly sure it has appeared the recent shows (in the background at least)

It also appears in a few games, I mostly remember it from the original (and better) Battlefront 2; this droids appeared in some maps and you could explode them for no reason

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Exusia 7 points a year ago

In Battlefront games (the originals) these refilled your ammo/grenades when you stood near them.

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jnk 3 points a year ago

@Exusia right, I completely forgot that

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KingJalopy 5 points a year ago

Well, that's just fantastic.

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STUNT_GRANNY 4 points a year ago

You could play as one in Lego Star Wars; the droid was painfully slow and could not jump (without cheats), but its 'attack' made the largest explosion in the game.

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vivendi 9 points a year ago

This was shown in the fucking Original trilogy mate

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pinball_wizard 5 points a year ago path: 0 17239220 17243400, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
magnetosphere 9 points a year ago

Asking whether or not someone likes Gonk droids is a good vibe check, both for them and you.

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merrickal 8 points a year ago

Will they have their own power supply for movement, or will they sip at the battery they’re carrying?

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toynbee 7 points a year ago

Didn't they also bounce you around in ... Shadows of the Empire? Maybe Dark Forces II? It's been a while, but one of those seems right to me. Actually, maybe it was Jedi Academy ... No longer sure.

They also offered a pleasing sound effect, which isn't really practical in real life, but which I personally still enjoyed.

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vaultdweller013 6 points a year ago

They ping ponged around in Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy, I remember there was a way to eviscerate folks on an early Movie Battles map using a Gonk and force lightning.

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PartyAt15thAndSummit 3 points a year ago

That reminds me of a costume ball at school.

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rmuk 3 points a year ago path: 0 17243446, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
entwine413 3 points a year ago

There's no way an ambulatory batter is cheaper than one you lug around.

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PugJesus 9 points a year ago

Depends on the opportunity cost. If you need to take time or effort away from your labor to lug a battery along, or your labor is so important or specialized that you would need an assistant just for lugging the battery, the ambulatory battery might be cheaper than trying to do it purely on manpower.

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Shawdow194 7 points a year ago

I also imagine they double as a converter. Different voltages, pulses, impedances etc

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NOPper 7 points a year ago

Plus they gonk.

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MonkderVierte 2 points a year ago

The casing screams plastic.

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