Live am wh your I amt truth

a year ago by vortexsurfer to c/shittytattoos

Source: https://www.threads.com/...

TheAlbatross 51 points a year ago

save

path: 0 17419108, hotness: undefined, score: 51, children: 11

_cryptagion 21 points a year ago

save

path: 0 17419108 17419679, hotness: undefined, score: 21, children: 8

Darkassassin07 19 points a year ago

It almost looks like he had a tumor tattooed...

save

path: 0 17419108 17419679 17419788, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 0

AFKBRBChocolate 14 points a year ago

...the shadow from what? There's no shadow under the chin, so light isn't just from above. We see a bright highlight/glare down the left side of the tattooed area. To the left of the bottom of what appears to be a bulge it's slightly shaded, then the bulge gets bright again, then shadow to the right. It sure looks like it's actually bulging to me.

save

path: 0 17419108 17419679 17419895, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 5

Jax 16 points a year ago

The shadow from the bigass bulge on his neck obviously

save

path: 0 17419108 17419679 17419895 17422204, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 0

_cryptagion 6 points a year ago

save

path: 0 17419108 17419679 17419895 17420309, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1

AFKBRBChocolate 4 points a year ago

I'm having a hard time seeing what you're seeing. Even the curve of the shadow at the bottom makes it look bulged.

save

path: 0 17419108 17419679 17419895 17420309 17422231, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0

ddash 3 points a year ago

The part below is the shoulder, not the chest. And I guess the neck is also a bit swollen because of the shitty tattoo.

save

path: 0 17419108 17419679 17419895 17419939, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0

sp3ctr4l 2 points a year ago

I agree, its either massively blown up / inflamed from being recently tattooed... or this dude has a goiter?

I don't know, but this dude's neck is not anatomically normal.

save

path: 0 17419108 17419679 17419895 17423673, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0

lurch 10 points a year ago

Man. I could have used that excuse 30 years ago during my presentation in English class.

save

path: 0 17419108 17419679 17424917, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0

Ulrich_the_Old 9 points a year ago

The bulge is very dick like.

save

path: 0 17419108 17425532, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 0

bungle_in_the_jungle 6 points a year ago

He's... Happy to see you?

save

path: 0 17419108 17423418, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0

jlow 15 points a year ago

Even if you somehow manage to read ot correctly it would have to be "I am who I amu" (or "amt") 🤦‍♀️

save

path: 0 17422666, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 0

CidVicious 14 points a year ago

What an awful design, poorly executed. I like how it's designed to interact with letters in the first two words but not the third. And it doesn't like like it's straight at all, although I'm sure where it's tattooed has something to do with that. I often think this sub is too judgey but this is truly awful.

save

path: 0 17420408, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 0

Enkrod 11 points a year ago

Live Am Whore Yiam Truth!

save

path: 0 17420027, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 2

Windex007 10 points a year ago

I am who I am't

save

path: 0 17420027 17420232, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 1

Asafum 4 points a year ago

If i wathen't then why would i sthay I am't?