Darth Vader personally oversees the operations

a year ago by Zagorath to c/starwarsmemes

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5 photos of Darth Vader, each showing the scene described in their captions:

  1. Darth Vader personally goes to the Tantive IV, which is covered in spaceship, to oversee the operation
  2. Darth Vader personally goes to Hoth, which is covered in snow, to oversee the operation
  3. Darth Vader personally goes to Cloud City, which is covered in city, to oversee the operation
  4. Darth Vader personally goes to the forest moon of Endor, which is covered in forest, to oversee the operation
  5. Vader: She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to recover them.
    Commander Praji: Do you want me to prepare your ship so you can oversee the operation personally like you always do?
    Vader: Of course not. That planet is covered in sand. I-
    Both imperials in chorus:-don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere. We know, we know.
givesomefucks 74 points a year ago

And people still say hiding Luke in the middle of Space Sahara was a stupid choice...

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jqubed 40 points a year ago

I don’t even feel like this is a meme, just a valid point I don’t think Lucas even realized he was building

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Klear 8 points a year ago

I don't think it would be hard for Vader to find him on a planet made of glass.

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makyo 33 points a year ago

Seriously though, now you got me wondering if the sand thing in the prequels was Lucas refrencing the absurdity of Vader not going

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stupidcasey 22 points a year ago

Could you imagine trying to get sand out of that suit? He can't take it off until he gets home after all.

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massive_bereavement 21 points a year ago

What if the Deathstar was secretly Vader's plan to get rid of sand in all the Galaxy.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 12 points a year ago

We only saw the big rocks when Alderaan exploded but it probably created some little ones as well.

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massive_bereavement 12 points a year ago

NOOOOOOOO!

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taiyang 17 points a year ago

Sand really gums up the parts. Ya don't want that.

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JakenVeina 14 points a year ago

Also, I was born there, and I hate it.

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Prikkeres 5 points a year ago

“…To RETRIEVE them” thank you very much 🙄

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