A Volusia County woman suspected of killing her 79-year-old roommate allegedly doused herself in soda in an attempt to erase possible evidence on her body, according to an arrest affidavit.
That's methed up, man.
Sarah Lynn?... Sarah Lynn...?
From the beginning of the 2009 Dunning-Kruger paper Unskilled and unaware of it:
In 1995, McArthur Wheeler walked into two Pittsburgh banks and robbed them in broad daylight, with no visible attempt at disguise. He was arrested later that night, less than an hour after videotapes of him taken from surveillance cameras were broadcast on the 11 o'clock news. When police later showed him the surveillance tapes, Mr. Wheeler stared in incredulity. “But I wore the juice,” he mumbled. Apparently, Mr. Wheeler was under the impression that rubbing one's face with lemon juice rendered it invisible to videotape cameras (Fuocco, 1996).
This is the best reference possible. Btw, you can hear either Dunning or Kruger (can't remember which) on an ep of the You Are Not So Smart podcast, which I no longer listen to, but it's an interesting interview.
Not to dox myself but it’s always nice to see news about my home town as a reminder to never return
I stayed in Holly Hill for like a week....what a fucking shithole 😂
You should throw in some untrue details about your location from time to time, just to throw off the scent.
Bonjour!
I like Diet Mountain Dew.
It'll destroy your traces of DNA from your insides.
No, that's just for cleaning windows, you nincompoop.
Yup. Purples are best for general cleaning.
Just because it tasted like bleach doesn’t mean it’s going to clean up like bleach.
Don’t do the dew if you can’t do the time…
DNA evidence being all the blood that she was covered with when the police caught her wandering around barefoot with a knife and hammer, outside a burger joint at half three in the morning? I’m sure that if she’d just had a moment longer to rinse it off, then her cast-iron ‘I usually carry stuff like that’ defence would have worked, and she wouldn’t have had to start fighting the police. So close to being the perfect crime.
Just Florida things
Yeah, but which flavor?
Yeah only blue works I thought everyone knew that...
Brawndo has electrolytes.
Florida you say???
#LetFloridaSink
Oh, why am I not surprised it's Florida. ಠ_ಠ
Kim Deal nooooo
Florida meeting those expectations, without fail. As usual.
Mmmeth kills you and the ones around you.
Is Mugshawtys on Mastodon yet?
Dewderella claims another victim
"Roommate," lol, she was probably banging the old guy as rent so she could stay at his place. I've seen that arrangement way more than once.
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And she would have gotten away with it if she'd bedewed the knife!
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