I wish I could freely play any game that ever would be released at any time of my choosing.

a year ago by henfredemars to c/monkeyspaw

I hate waiting for updates.

Drewmeister 10 points a year ago

Granted: Whatever state of development that the game is in at the time chosen is the version that you will play.

If you attempt to play the game again at a later time, you will hear, "You have already chosen when to play this game, and that time has passed."

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 6 points a year ago

Granted. They now all have free-to-play mechanics so you can play them freely. Ads between levels. Limited inventory space. Gatcha pulls. Artificial difficulty spikes. Cosmetics. Loot boxes.

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henfredemars 3 points a year ago

Oh god nooo please no I was able to find some that I liked.

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Asafum 6 points a year ago

You can play the game, but not complete it. Every game is a demo that ends 1/3 of the way into the game.

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savvywolf 5 points a year ago

Granted, but journalists learn of this power and start harassing you for information on what games will be good. It gets to the point where you're not sure whether even your closest friends are just using you.

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EvilBit 5 points a year ago

You have to play them with the appropriate Younger Brother controller. You know the kind.

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henfredemars 2 points a year ago

A full library of all the games on the world, but none of them would be worth playing.

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Hawk 4 points a year ago

You attempt to play Half Life 3 and get stuck on a neverending countdown screen.

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panda_abyss 4 points a year ago

All the characters have been modded out to be Shrek and Donkey.

Every 3 minutes a baby donkragon flies into the scene.

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henfredemars 3 points a year ago

Sounds like they made every game in existence even better.

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SGforce 3 points a year ago

You cannot skip any cutscenes

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s 2 points a year ago

Granted. Without limitations, you soon become addicted to gaming and it takes a devastating toll on your social, mental, and physical health, resulting in a life of unfulfillment and ennui.

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actionjbone 1 point a year ago

Granted.

You can play every game, ever made, in a free manner.

However, aside from your manner being free, nothing else has changed.

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