Want to piss off your IT department? Are your links not malicious looking enough? This tool is guaranteed to help with that!

a year ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai to c/programmer_humor

hollyberries 136 points a year ago

https://cheap-bitcoin.online/spyware-injector/exploit-hunter/ransomware_sniffer_tool.exe?attachment=exploit&cookievalue=tamper&id=78006efd&payload=%28function%28%29%7B+return+%289%254%29%3B+%7D%29%28%29%3B&querystring=inject&session=expire

🚀Grow your followers ‼️NOW‼️with 3 easy payments of 1 brain rot! 📈

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hansolo 36 points a year ago

I can't believe how easy it was to make money on bitcoin using the link above! A++++++ 100%

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tyler 26 points a year ago

I literally said out loud as I clicked on this ::: spoiler Spoiler This better be a rickroll :::

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Michal 21 points a year ago

I was hoping for this. I was not let down.

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voodooattack 9 points a year ago

Thanks to your comment I didn’t give up on clicking that link.

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mogranja 5 points a year ago

I almost deserted the post

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mogranja 2 points a year ago

Never will be

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jballs 7 points a year ago

Well played

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wheezy 5 points a year ago

Why is this link purple? Wait, I know why...

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parody 2 points a year ago

Interesting that online redirect checkers think it’s simply 404, but locally can confirm it goes to YouTube

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clay_pidgin 2 points a year ago

All of these 404 within my android Lemmy client, but work externally. Interesting.

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parody 2 points a year ago

hmm wonder if maybe your client is doing something good or privacy-focused

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jballs 69 points a year ago

https://cam-xxx.live/exploit-chain/session_installer_tool.ps1?hostname=bypass&id=1e94&redirect=phish

Share with your friends

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DasFaultier 24 points a year ago

This better not be Rick Astley...

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai 12 points a year ago

Click and find out

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flambonkscious 4 points a year ago

I love a cheap thrill!

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thatKamGuy 5 points a year ago

Riskiest click of my career!

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Dicska 3 points a year ago

First I read Rickiest click of my career. I think it was a visionary mistake.

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thatKamGuy 2 points a year ago

“Look at me, Morty burp I’m Clickle Rick!”

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mogranja 4 points a year ago

Nice. Thanks for sharing

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steventhedev 65 points a year ago

this could be better if it used subdomains to an evil extent - extract the main domain intended and use that:

google.com => google.phishy.pc-helper.xyz/whatever-bullshit-key-they-need

Bonus points if it works for any subdomain.

Extra bonus points for a subdomain that includes https and www (e.g. https.www.google.com.phishy.pc-helper.xyz)

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miked 52 points a year ago

These links should be used when the IT dept tests their users to see if they will compromise the system by clicking on anything.

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pressanykeynow 22 points a year ago

Do you need a test? They will.

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miked 26 points a year ago

I've worked in IT. I know most users are idiots.

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BananaIsABerry 19 points a year ago

I'm a user, I know users are idiots.

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Beebabe 8 points a year ago

Can confirm, as an idiot. IT hates me. But it’s mainly my kids using my Lenovo as a frisbee.

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HalfAHero 39 points a year ago

ITT: someone posting an actually malicious link

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai 36 points a year ago

Hey check this cool reddit alternative I found:

https://pc-helper.xyz/system-sapper/backdoor-installer/fake_dropper_tool.exe?id=aa0c747a&password=steal&payload=%28function%28%29%7B+return+%5B1%2C2%5D.join%28%27-%27%29%3B+%7D%29%28%29%3B&sessiontoken=steal&token=exploit&url=redirect

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uyanagi 26 points a year ago

Given the context, it is actually tempting to click on it... But just in case...

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mushroommunk 10 points a year ago

Don't worry, it just takes you to chatgpt, skips the middleman and interacts with the bot directly

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fartographer 35 points a year ago

This one's always been my favorite: http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com/...

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jballs 24 points a year ago

Lol who needs 1s and 0s when there's A and a.

http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com/...

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schnurrito 5 points a year ago

people can only see or click on that if they look at the source code because you posted it with an empty link text

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parody 12 points a year ago

Good job Voyager

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fartographer 1 point a year ago

Fixed

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thatonecoder 27 points a year ago

Definitely NSFW!1!1!! https://cam-xxx.live/payload-controller/phishing_update_tool.html?cookiejar=inject&id=2a01&parameter=bypass

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TerHu 2 points a year ago

it’s my favourite site for that really forbidden shit!!1!!!11!

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atkdef 20 points a year ago

I'm not saying this site is malicious, but I have a feeling that, once this becomes viral and people believe these (existing) links are actually safe, this site may go rogue.

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Cevilia 17 points a year ago

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python 6 points a year ago

Holy shit, it actually works!

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Sailing7 16 points a year ago

Omg this is gold. Thanks :D

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DoctorPress 9 points a year ago

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Cevilia 3 points a year ago

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psud 1 point a year ago

They have several domain names, each one works like a url shortener

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Cevilia 1 point a year ago

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P1nkman 6 points a year ago

I need to do something with this for halloween!

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ABetterTomorrow 5 points a year ago

Lmao

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herseycokguzelolacak 3 points a year ago

I love petty things like this.

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