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Made my special tuna noodles, do you think it will impress my date?

a year ago by da Tweaker to c/shittyfoodporn

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HumanPerson 29 points a year ago

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Gorgritch_umie_killa 15 points a year ago

Haha, wtf, this is an extreme coincidence or someones havin a laugh.

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JASN_DE 30 points a year ago

The latter.

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TheReanuKeeves 3 points a year ago

They did a pretty impressive job replicating the picture

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JASN_DE 4 points a year ago

That's not replicated, that's two people taking a picture of the same pan.

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rem26_art 27 points a year ago

idk about the noodles, but the linux cli cheatsheet desk mat sure will

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caseyweederman 4 points a year ago

Yeah I kinda want that

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Skyline969 24 points a year ago

That seems like a waste of perfectly good ingredients for some fake internet points.

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Twakyr 13 points a year ago

Nope, that was my meal. I ate it.

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urheber 8 points a year ago

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ThunderComplex 7 points a year ago

You think OP‘s date stuck around after seeing this? Bruv I’d Naruto run if a date served me this

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Twakyr 4 points a year ago

True…

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Adderbox76 22 points a year ago

Everyone knows Gagh is best served live.

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Hobbes_Dent 13 points a year ago

You Italians have some pretty fucked up candy corn. Which is already fucked up.

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JASN_DE 13 points a year ago

Those are Germans, and that's just canned corn.

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Twakyr 3 points a year ago

How did you know?

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anarchrist 12 points a year ago

Cause y'all are the only people I know adding corned can and tuna to spaghetti and pizzas. It's like you're trying to do a hate crime to Italian food.

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lolrightythen 5 points a year ago

Look at this GastroGuessr over here!

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ThunderQueen 4 points a year ago

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Ziglin 3 points a year ago

I would've expected it to be more common. Maybe not necessarily canned corn but still.

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Davel23 6 points a year ago

The text on the can, I'm guessing.

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JASN_DE 5 points a year ago

Not the text, the deposit sign. That's specific to the German system. Also, the products in the other picture.

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JASN_DE 5 points a year ago

Bad Reichenhaller salt, Ostmann spices and especially the Lidl can with the German deposit sign.

Bleibt ja nicht viel.

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Twakyr 2 points a year ago

Das stimmt

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accideath 4 points a year ago

What’s the problem with the corn?

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MazonnaCara89 3 points a year ago

As an Italian I'm pretty much sure I have never seen a pasta recipe other than "pasta fredda" with candy corn in it!

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Ephera 7 points a year ago

Damn, those are some long maccheroni.

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Twakyr 2 points a year ago

Yes, they where very hard to find. But they are their favourite noodles :3

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Veradoo 7 points a year ago

This is the first time I've ever thought that a bowl of noodles actually looked like worms. Very impressive.

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BeardedGingerWonder 6 points a year ago

And yet the Brits get all the shit for our cooking.

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lost_faith 3 points a year ago

Considering you guys went ALL around the world in search of spices, then decided to NOT use them 🤪, yeah. only issue I see with this is the tuna.

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BeardedGingerWonder 5 points a year ago

Ha, this actually reminds me of my favourite food fact, Japanese curry is a British invention.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points a year ago

I bet you the date smells similar.

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MysteryMeatbag 6 points a year ago

It does look impressively bad.

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latenightnoir 6 points a year ago

Toodles*

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pewpew 5 points a year ago

I'm sure it will ;)

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Twakyr 2 points a year ago

It did :D

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victorz 5 points a year ago

Lies

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Twakyr 2 points a year ago

What would make you think that?

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victorz 3 points a year ago

Because of the post that showed your "date" hating on your dish. They even had pictures of the pan with the sauce in the exact same spots and everything.

I don't know what you're trying to do here but, yeah. Doesn't seem like they liked it, if they existed at all.

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Twakyr 2 points a year ago

It was impressively bad…

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ImAN00B 5 points a year ago

who is the third foot?

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Jax 4 points a year ago

Ghost

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Twakyr 3 points a year ago

My date

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swab148 3 points a year ago

How would it impress your date? You only brought enough for one!

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LemmyKnowsBest 3 points a year ago

Tuna? Where? I see what vaguely resembles tomato sauce & ground beef. And corn.

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Twakyr 2 points a year ago

The beef is canned tuna

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