That'sa spicy meat-a-ball

hazardous_area 48 points a year ago

How long can your knight hold its breath and how much fire damage are you doing per round? I think you may run out of air first. Definitely an interesting idea if it’s already hurt.

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Dagnet 45 points a year ago

If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that's 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that's 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water.

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XM34 18 points a year ago

Or he's just one of the dozens of races that can just decide to not beathe...

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Dagnet 5 points a year ago

Well yeah but kinda hard to swap if you aren't already one of those races.

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edgemaster72 13 points a year ago

Necklace of Adaptation lets you breathe normally in any environment. There's an Air Bubble spell in Astral Adventurer's Guide you could use instead of Water Breathing as well.

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Dagnet 6 points a year ago

Very interesting! Though both are significantly harder to obtain than water breathing ofc

Also, tiny little detail I forgot to mention: heat metal is only 1min duration haha

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edgemaster72 3 points a year ago

Harder than Water Breathing, but the necklace should be easier to get than the armor or ring mentioned in the original meme

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Deconceptualist 7 points a year ago

/theydidthemath

/theydidthemonstermath

though one could say the inside of the kraken isn't exactly water.

That's why the post says "ring of acid immunity" ;)

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Dagnet 6 points a year ago

That comment is about Water Breathing. Technically the inside of the Kraken wouldn't be water so the spell wouldn't work.

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Skua 24 points a year ago

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djsoren19 14 points a year ago

Now imagining a Kraken desperately trying to throw-up an Eldritch Knight while the Knight is trying as hard as possible to stay inside the Kraken.

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sundray 7 points a year ago

BRB, writing to Ask a DM to ask about the propulsive force of a Kraken's gag reflex...

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BarrelAgedBoredom 7 points a year ago

I feel like an opposed strength check would be the easiest way to settle that

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Skua 4 points a year ago

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hazardous_area 5 points a year ago

lol I’m used used to pf2e and pf1e were drowning kills, a lot.

Also that’s hilarious that it actually works. 5e is such a good time.

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HappyFrog 18 points a year ago

You are assuming we have these items...

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snooggums 10 points a year ago

Sounds like somebody just started a quest for some items!

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Deconceptualist 12 points a year ago

What if the kraken has a giant beak and treats your knight more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?

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dwemthy 4 points a year ago

Then spits them out when they fail a concentration save and the flavor goes away

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grausames_G 9 points a year ago

If my players went through all that trouble of obtaining those items they deserve that one win

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Siethron 4 points a year ago

If the throat of a Kraken is anything like a shark you'll be taking A (dm specified) LOT of bludgeoning damage each turn. Good luck on those concentration saving throws.

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