Tooth doctor doesn't have the same ring as eye doctor

3 years ago by half_built_pyramids to c/showerthoughts

Saying eye doctor in a conversation feels normal. Saying tooth doctor feels like listening to someone who had a bad disco elysium roll and they're punching themselves in the face to get the words out.

theKalash 32 points 3 years ago

Probably because of the more common word "dentist".

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candyman337 16 points 3 years ago

That's because it's shorter, eye doctor is slightly shorter and easier to say and spell than opthamologist

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theKalash 6 points 3 years ago

counterpoint: paediatrician.

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Lemjukes 5 points 3 years ago

I think the 'easier to say' part is the key thing here. "Pee-dee-atrition" is a lot easier for most English speakers that "op-tha-mologist". I think the "th" throws people off enough to just say "eye doc"

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Ranvier 2 points 3 years ago

It's even harder to spell than it is to say "ophthalmologist" What are the extra h and l doing there? I don't know. Most people forget them. Another English word not really pronounced like it's spelled. Trips me up every time I try to type it out. Optometrist, the non-MD eye doctor, much easier to say and spell.

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theKalash 1 point 3 years ago

I don't quite see it, but I'm used to saying opthamologist because of Tim Minchin and I'm not a native speaker. But seems plausible.

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TWeaK 3 points 3 years ago

Well you could just shorten it and call them a paedo.

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drekly 1 point 3 years ago

In the UK we see the optician. E z.

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fubo 6 points 3 years ago

In the US at least, an optician is specifically a vendor of eyeglasses. The person who measures your vision and gives you the prescription is usually an optometrist. Neither of the above are physicians; whereas an ophthalmologist is a physician who treats eye diseases.

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Lemjukes 1 point 3 years ago

I'd argue it's magnitudes easier to say.

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hardypart 14 points 3 years ago

Funny, because in German it's exactly that: Tooth doctor (Zahnarzt).

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theKalash 5 points 3 years ago

The one that always bothered me is Hals-Nasen-Ohren-Arzt. Why is it Nasen? We only have one. It should either be Hälse-Nasen-Ohren Arzt or Hals-Nase-Ohren-Arzt.

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Gorroth 2 points 3 years ago

I never thought about that. Now it bothers me too. Thank you.

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theKalash 3 points 3 years ago

I'm already trying to contact the Gesellschaft für deutsche Sprache. We can get this sorted.

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Gorroth 2 points 3 years ago

Perfect!

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ValiantDust 2 points 3 years ago

I assume it's for the same reason you say Nasendusche, Nasenrücken or Nasenbluten but Halsschmerzen or Halstuch (though I'm not sure what's the exact grammatical reason). It has nothing to do with the number of noses. I think it would be Augenarzt and not Augearzt even if we had only one eye.

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Tar_alcaran 1 point 3 years ago

In Dutch it's the same, but we just say "KNO-arts", for "throat, nose and ear".

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EmoDuck 4 points 3 years ago

Tierarzt sounds normal but animal doctor sounds weird

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theKalash 1 point 3 years ago

But that's because you learned english and know it's called a vet. Direct word-for-word translations are often supposed to be weird because that's just not how it works.

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wildbus8979 1 point 3 years ago

Yes and y'all also use the French word for "curly" to say hair dresser... So.....

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n00b001 8 points 3 years ago

Optician? I've never heard "eye doctor" here in the UK

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jameseb 6 points 3 years ago

Technically a general eye doctor would be an opthalmologist. An optician is someone who makes lenses. The person you see for an eye test at the opticians is an optometrist (someone who measures what strength lenses you need).

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Trex202 4 points 3 years ago

Don't be an anti-dentite

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over_clox 3 points 3 years ago

Similarly, saying butt doctor doesn't have the same ring to it as proctologist, but either way they're checking for rings around Uranus.

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theKalash 4 points 3 years ago

Even worse is child doctor. I'm thinking of a child dressed as a doctor, not a paediatrician.

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dorkian_gray 2 points 3 years ago
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roguetrick 0 points 3 years ago

Dentists and podiatrists don't go to med school in the US.

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Radxical 3 points 3 years ago

Podiatry School is a medical school. 4 years plus a 3 year residency.

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Wookie 2 points 3 years ago

Dentists go to teeth college

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