ThatGuyNamedZeus 9 points a year ago

and then his idiot employer will constantly ask what he does at the company because nothing has happened.

I'd rather not say exactly what I do for a living. one of those things is cyber security for windows based systems

it's easier than you think as long as you know what actually works and what doesn't

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squirrel 3 points a year ago

Easy. You do cyber with the cyber machines on the cybernet.

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Brkdncr 1 point a year ago

You think it’s easy but you forget that half the population is dumber than the average person.

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ThatGuyNamedZeus 1 point a year ago

I know...I have to constantly show my boss that what I do is to make sure nothing happens and nothing happens. I usually just have to show him the logs of what the security we use catches and then he's like "oh...wow"

Lots of data-stealers and file-less malware meant to do more of the same

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hactar42 3 points a year ago

The senior help desk technician eats all winter long in preparation for his upcoming metamorphosis. In the spring he enters the cocoon and emerges 3 months later as a full-fledged sysadmin.

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