Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate

a year ago by SnokenKeekaGuard to c/wouldyourather

j4k3 2 points a year ago

I'll have the chocolate stout

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quediuspayu 2 points 10 months ago

Shit might already taste like chocolate for all I know.

I'll take the first option, I prefer to know that I didn't eat shit. Then I'd say "this tastes like shit" and never eat chocolate again.

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lka1988 2 points 10 months ago

According to Europeans, American chocolate already tastes like vomit, so.... I guess I'm going for the chocolate that tastes like shit?

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CanadaPlus 2 points 10 months ago

Are we required to actually eat it? If so, chocolate, because I'd rather throw up once than get cholera. If not, maybe the shit just for novelty's sake.

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masquenox 1 point 10 months ago

I'll take the latter... I'm not a coprophiliac so it won't affect me in any way whatsoever.

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ZILtoid1991 1 point 10 months ago

Everyone chooses the choccy flavoured poo, until they become sick from eating poo.

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