I'll take the talking sperm
WYR Ejaculate one sperm that's the size of a tadpole, or spooge regular size sperm but they can all talk
10 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard to c/wouldyourather
SnokenKeekaGuard 3 points 10 months ago
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DragonTypeWyvern 3 points 10 months ago
Oglaf did it
username123 3 points 10 months ago
Tadpole sperm. Ezpz.
SnokenKeekaGuard 2 points 10 months ago
Thats gotta hurt
cassandrafatigue 2 points 10 months ago
No they're pretty into sounding.
username123 1 point 10 months ago
Sounds pretty good
CanadaPlus 2 points 10 months ago
How loudly?
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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
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Oh, huh. I guess talk, because anything the size of a single cell isn't going to be very loud. I'll bet they can make a soft whispering as they leak out.
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