Leebra whitepeopletwitter
login register

LEAVE HIM ALONE

10 months ago by Stamets to c/whitepeopletwitter

save

share

report

CaptDust 50 points 10 months ago

Enviromental changes have collapsed the sand dunes, the crab can no longer create a shelter to call home. It now must migrate 3000km to find sustainable conditions. This is all your fault, you monster.

save

path: 0 20910129, hotness: undefined, score: 50, children: 8
20cello 10 points 10 months ago

😭

save

path: 0 20910129 20910486, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0
Korhaka 8 points 10 months ago

Yeah but like.. Would the crab go nicely with some lemon juice?

save

path: 0 20910129 20912039, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 4
Teppichbrand 2 points 10 months ago

Haha, you want to kill and eat the creature. That's peak humor. So original and witty.

save

path: 0 20910129 20912039 20920692, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 2
Korhaka 2 points 10 months ago

So does what ever is causing the crab to be in mortal peril

save

path: 0 20910129 20912039 20920692 20920849, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
Teppichbrand 0 points 10 months ago

Yes, animals kill in the wild ... to survive. But we don't have to, anymore. We can grow crops and delicious legumes that heal the planet instead of further exploiting and destroying it. We have a choice, a conscience and ethics.
Are you identifying with the intelligence and life situation of a sea otter? Do you also commonly ask yourself "What would a octopus do in my place right now"? Are racoons or the great blue heron really good role models?

save

path: 0 20910129 20912039 20920692 20920849 20921407, hotness: undefined, score: 0, children: 0
Lileath -1 points 10 months ago

I am going to catch a cat, beat it to death and eat it with lemon juice. You forced me to do this, you killed this cat

save

path: 0 20910129 20912039 20921182, hotness: undefined, score: -1, children: 0
neukenindekeuken 3 points 10 months ago

I read this in GLADOS's voice

save

path: 0 20910129 20920910, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
BanMe 1 point 10 months ago

.33 crabs per megameter

save

path: 0 20910129 20911994, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
RickyRigatoni 35 points 10 months ago

This entire segment was made using clips of 12 different crabs but you didn't notice because you are crab racist.

save

path: 0 20915411, hotness: undefined, score: 35, children: 3
SaharaMaleikuhm 14 points 10 months ago

But they all look and taste the same.

save

path: 0 20915411 20916405, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 2
NotASharkInAManSuit 7 points 10 months ago

That’s crab racist.

save

path: 0 20915411 20916405 20917088, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 1
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 10 months ago

Haven't you heard about the bucket of tolerance? If you don't pull racists down to the bottom of the bucket, how will you ever get out?

save

path: 0 20915411 20916405 20917088 20920205, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
starman2112 14 points 10 months ago

Watching a documentary about cheetahs: hell yeah dude catch that antelope

Watching a documentary about antelope: NOOO WATCH OUT FOR THE CHEETAH

save

path: 0 20917842, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 0
panda_abyss 14 points 10 months ago

Flashbacks to the delta P video.

save

path: 0 20910539, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 1
acockworkorange 7 points 10 months ago

First of all, how dare you? Second, solid reference.

save

path: 0 20910539 20910970, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
anon6789 11 points 10 months ago

Life in animal rehab:

3 crabs come in.

1 dies as you're counting how many crabs you got.

1 other one needs to be euthanized.

The last one you will spend 6 months caring for only to have to throw it back into the sea to the peril that got it sent to us to begin with.

The trick is to take in so many crabs you no longer can focus on them all, just the ones currently alive so it always feels like you're surrounded by live, healing animals.

Animals live in such a harsh world, I don't know how anything manages to live long enough to have offspring. It is the most challenging yet amazing thing I've ever been a part of though!

save

path: 0 20911697, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 0
toynbee 8 points 10 months ago

I've posted the Community pencil video on lemmy so many times, it almost doesn't seem worth searching for it anymore.

save

path: 0 20915555, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 2
edgemaster72 12 points 10 months ago

save

path: 0 20915555 20915709, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 1
toynbee 5 points 10 months ago

That's the one.

save

path: 0 20915555 20915709 20915930, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
OhShitSon 4 points 10 months ago

This is the reason I could only watch one episode of Our Planet. The amount of animal suffering shown made me feel down for the entire week.

I understand it's important to show the impact the destruction of native environments has on animals, but I can't do anything to change it, so seeing this just made me feel even more helpless.

save

path: 0 20920710, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 2
Teppichbrand 2 points 10 months ago

There are some options to reduce animal suffering, though

save

path: 0 20920710 20920848, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
OhShitSon 1 point 10 months ago

Of course there is in general, but in this specific case I meant that couldn't do anything but watch these poor animals die on screen.

save

path: 0 20920710 20920848 20925631, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Teppichbrand 3 points 10 months ago

save

path: 0 20920528, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
neaptide 3 points 10 months ago

Does anyone have any recommendations for nature docs that don’t do this? Would love to watch some that don’t make me feel sad for half the episode.

save

path: 0 20916751, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
anomnom 1 point 10 months ago

I miss great escapes, though more and more I’ve started to feel bad for the predators who wasted so many calories chasing those bunnies only to end up with nothing.

save

path: 0 20920715, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA -4 points 10 months ago

I dunno, I always get hungry for seafood after visiting the aquarium

save

path: 0 20920200, hotness: undefined, score: -4, children: 2
Teppichbrand 6 points 10 months ago

Wow so edgy and hilarious

save

path: 0 20920200 20920452, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 10 months ago

? have you never been to an aquarium? they have delicious looking fish.

save

path: 0 20920200 20920452 20920498, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
whitepeopletwitter
whitepeopletwitter

@sh.itjust.works

login for more options
10502
2064
4675

People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.

RULES:

  1. Mark NSFW content.
  2. No doxxing people.
  3. Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
  4. No international politcs
  5. Be excellent to each other.
  6. Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it's a major celebrity, figure or any politician
  1. If a tweet (or similar) makes a statement of fact, either mark it as "satire" in the body or provide the original source link backing up the statement (see rule 6)

go to feed...