Sir Mix-A-Lot is really gonna be in his element
I wish people's butts got bigger when they had to poop
10 months ago by swab148 to c/monkeyspaw
SanctimoniousApe 4 points 10 months ago
J-Lo finally has some competition!
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 3 points 10 months ago
The large intestine is now in the buttocks. Sitting for too long will cause obstruction. Falling on your ass has a good chance of causing defecation.
WhyIHateTheInternet 3 points 10 months ago
Granted. Now their butts are too big to use the toilet and pooping outside is the only viable option and the world is now covered in shit.
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Granted. Their butt cheeks swell while needing to poop, but don't shrink after pooping. You can now tell who has held in their poops for longer periods of time on their life from their swollen buttocks.
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