For me i would just place like random paintings, like NASA would be very confused on why Mars would have paintings lmao.
If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be?
3 years ago by YolkBrushWork402 to c/AskKbin
For me i would just place like random paintings, like NASA would be very confused on why Mars would have paintings lmao.
Sometimes people just come up with brilliance, this is that moment
Something simple, like a bolt from one of the rovers. But make sure it's from one that has never been in that half of the planet.
A newspaper from the day of the moon landing
A copy of ET for the Atari 2600
I was thinking a slab of granite with "ELON MUSK; 28-JUN-1971 - 31-MAR-2022" carved into it.
Great for catching tigers though.
A waffle house
My body in a lawn chair, with my right thumb extended out for hitchhiking, my left hand holding an American flag, and a sign in my lap saying "California or bust!"
Shouldnt've taken that left at Albuquerque
A "Welcome to Venus" sign. Just imagine their faces, they'd be so confused...
Not a single act, but a series of actions. The rovers power down during Martian nights, right? So, during these periods, you could rearrange the rocks nearby. At first, NASA might not even pick up on the changes, but eventually, someone's bound to notice.
Imagine the buzz it would create! The scientists studying the photographs sent back by the rovers would be left scratching their heads. They'd probably first suspect some unknown natural phenomena, or even the rovers themselves, until the changes became too orchestrated to explain away. It would be a cosmic puzzle, a Martian mystery that would have them combing through data for answers.
No extraordinary or unnatural objects, just ordinary Martian rocks moved around. Instead of presenting them with an object that screams 'alien intervention,' you'd be nudging them into a mystery, all with the Martian surface's naturally occurring elements.
That would definitely fuck with NASA, i can already see Youtube Videos being made about this and their being theories and stuff. This would also be very interesting, how would the Governments react to this? How will UFO Conspiracy Theorists respond to this?
@YolkBrushWork402 - A giant florescent dildo.
@YolkBrushWork402 - Or possibly Donald Trump.
Came here to say dildo. Im on board. One giant dick for man kind.
Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find the only right answer.
A single horseshoe crab, naturally deceased.
An altered skeleton, half buried. Give it a larger than normal skull or extra long arms or toes or something like that.
That would for sure fuck with NASA scientists
I'd put an exact replica of the NASA HQ on Mars.
Haha, I was going to say an exact replica of the Curiosity rover.
Ooh. A small broken octagonal habitat shape with the fossilized remains of dolphin bones and dolphin shaped mechanized suits. As well as some kind of buried damaged “launch pad” that could fit a decent sized ship.
Wait… that would be less confusing and more exciting as a earths history kind of thing.
Assuming size is not an object, a pyramid; doesn't matter if it's Myan, Aztec, or Egyptian, heck make it a mix, and have it buried in a mound of dirt or in a mountain with just parts of it sticking out.
Or if we aren't going supernatural teleportation of items, I'd think something like the person who said moving rocks around, maybe lay rocks out in shapes like roads or the foundations of houses.
@YolkBrushWork402 A human skeleton.
Even worse: a complete neanderthal skeleton
purely to confuse NASA scientists
Ah then it is simple: we place an ESA spacecraft there.
That missing sub.
Make it a Soviet space suit from the Apollo era. That would cause every politician in the US to shit bricks.
Stranger, yer a-trespassin’ on my dirt farm.
Liberian Pride 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
1960's era microwave oven.
Something that's flying around here as well, and often. Maybe they wouldn't even realize that it doesn't belong there at first. Like a condom wrapper or a dog turd.
How about a live seagull?
A pen lid with the long bit broken off, a shopping trolly token, 1 threadbare sock, a novelty rubber (eraser), and one of those black twisty wires that are used to tie up new USB cables, all sealed in a sandwich bag with 'aubergine curry' written on it in janky handwriting.
Why all this random rubbish? Because it'll absolutely screw with their brains!
If I would have to put it now to be discovered in - lets say- next week - black monolit from Space Odyssey
If i could put it back in time - replika of some ancient piramid with gliphs stating that human flow to Mars to help martians to build the pyramid
The Ozymandius Statue, with the exact quote from the poem.
What was the quote?
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
Thank you
"They will look just like you. Do not trust them."
A green 1987 Lada Niva.
Maybe a Roman coin hoard?
Rick Astley
Pioneer 10.
Not one, but five General Motors TBM Avenger torpedo bombers.
a chemical toilet
Why not the Great Wall of china? Like not the exact Great Wall of China but a duplicate of it that is one to one scale. It would be clearly visible when people are looking at Mars with relatively strong telescopes so we would know it was there long before we were there
The great wall isn't visible from Earth orbit. That is a lie that's spread by, well, a lot of people for various reasons.
It would still be something to see if it was on Mars, but you'd have to see it from the surface or with a very powerful orbital telescope.
I'm thinking either the golden disk from Voyager, or the puzzle box prop from Hellraiser.
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I would draw the iconic S on the ground.
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