I love when drivers go through red lights at pedestrian crossings and almost hit me.

The next cunt that does it is getting dragged out of his fucking car.

the young Seagoons have moved into their new home

we all hugged and were a little teary when they said goodbye

I'm so lucky to have had them here, they really are a joy. 🥰🥹

they now live 10 mins by car, 20 by bus and we will see them often 🥰

What is the evolutionary advantage of my butthole being able to taste spicy....?

Today's adventures in perimenopause/life in 2026....I could not remember my own phone number. Got there in the end at least but seriously....

Oh dear, startled a homeless man in my elevator on the way out for groceries. I think this happened earlier in the week too, I passed two police officers in my buildings lobby at around 715am earlier this week. Plus a month or two ago I came across a clearly drug affected man lying in the elevator in the morning... Our building needs a swipe card to get into after hours so idk how it's happening. We're not in a dodgy location either.

This morning the man said "sorry, I do apologise", and scuttled out of the elevator with a plastic bag with items in it, but that was on my 10th floor... I waited at the tram stop for my tram in view of the building for the next 5 mins and didn't see him exit. I wonder if he'll be there when I get back.

Edit: I'm back and didn't see him

Morning guys. Moderately well rested, and contemplating making pancakes

Groceries, gym, clean house, feed various cats, dinner, night out!

Edit:

I slept in this morning and the strays were waiting for their dry food. I think they looked annoyed lol

Found Gibson's baby photo

I hope you're having a good birthday weekend Spins, lovely weather for it.

Does anyone know De La Soul here....? Perfect for my mood and jobs today.

PSA for anyone doing meal planning today: Pancake Tuesday is this week, giving you the opportunity to indulge in as many pancakes as you like without anyone questioning your meal choices.

For anyone wanting the ultimate pancake challenge I have managed pancakes for all three meals one year. Sweet pancakes for breakfast, Japanese vegetable pancakes (okinomiaki) for lunch and filled savoury crepes for dinner.

https://www.abc.net.au/...

Who the fuck am I? What am I doing? What's going on?

Casually slips into Babylon 5

Who are you?
What do you want?
Why are you here?
Where are you going?
Do you have anything worth living for?

daiso time

does anyone want anything?

Tonight we see Baldrick, what will he dig up this time?

Good morning comrades

I bought a Digimon tote bag for my girlfriend and holy shit I think this is the best tote bag I've ever seen. It has double layered canvas on the sides so they're nice and thick, and a generous gusset in the middle. This thing can stand up on its own with a few things in there

No night out tonight sadly, budget doesn't allow it.

Pretty disappointed tbh, but yeah it is what it is.

Fucking lame.

Snowboard cross should be a contact sport

Beep Beep 🚚
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Lawn is mown. Clothes washing is on. Dishwashing was delayed as I forgot to turn it on last night so had to run it this morning, then I forgot that had happened and added more dirty things, so now the dishwasher is on again.

If you haven't encountered Steve Reich give him a crack: https://youtu.be/ZXJWO2FQ16c