This one was invented, by a writer

8 months ago by CelloMike to c/lemmyshitpost

Boppel 60 points 8 months ago

walked right into it

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W98BSoD 12 points 8 months ago

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gigastasio 45 points 8 months ago
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altasshet 1 point 8 months ago
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MarcomachtKuchen 29 points 8 months ago

That I did not see that one coming. Chapeau OP

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W98BSoD 26 points 8 months ago

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Red_October 22 points 8 months ago

Oh godamnit.

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altasshet 13 points 8 months ago

Ok, this one got me. I was at a... Loss.

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Passerby6497 12 points 8 months ago

I knew what it was going to be from the first panel, and it was amazing

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SnotFlickerman 11 points 8 months ago

"If so, you may be entitled to compensation for your loss."

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foofiepie 10 points 8 months ago

Have you ever
Ever felt like this

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CelloMike 6 points 8 months ago

Have strange things happened?

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wylinka 5 points 8 months ago

Are you going round the twist?

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foofiepie 1 point 8 months ago

Love that people instantly got this.

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foofiepie 1 point 8 months ago
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i_stole_ur_taco 9 points 8 months ago

Have you ever burst through the door of the emergency room?

I have tried many times, man. But it’s always a really well maintained, automatic, glass sliding door. It leaves no wiggle room for dramatic bursting.

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Drusas 2 points 8 months ago

Run into it before it has a chance to open.

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herrvogel 8 points 8 months ago

Can't say I ever made a dramatic entrance into a hospital, but I did once jump into a cab and said "follow that car". Let me tell you man, it felt great. Was amazing. The other car was a friend's and we were going somewhere together as a large group, but still. I recommend everyone at least do that once in their lives. Such a thrill. 10/10.

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toynbee 1 point 8 months ago

I sort of did that once accidentally. I was six or seven and riding the school bus when a sports car blasted past. I thought the car was cool and so that it would be funny if someone were to lean out into the aisle and shout "follow that car!"

Then I realized I was already doing that rather than just picturing it in my head. I don't know if "funny" is the right word but certainly there was a lot of laughter, especially by those who could see my realization face.

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wizblizz 7 points 8 months ago

This is a work of art for the ages

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GreenKnight23 7 points 8 months ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 8 months ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Banana 6 points 8 months ago

The year was 2008...

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altasshet 3 points 8 months ago

I was there, on the day it was posted.

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sem 4 points 8 months ago

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ordnance_qf_17_pounder 3 points 8 months ago
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ElAndvari 3 points 8 months ago

Read these in Westside Gunn's voice and was not disappointed.

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tiramichu 2 points 8 months ago

No, not this time

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finallymadeanaccount 1 point 8 months ago

I play charades at my doctor. Does that count?

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