awaken my oranges

3 years ago by autumn to c/internetfuneral

What's "omnipotent oranges"?...

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Amputret 18 points 3 years ago

As you can see from the shelf below, this is from OmegaMart a Las Vegas art installation cum theme park attraction. There's some pretty great ads for it on YouTube.

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archonet 12 points 3 years ago

I'm sorry, could you repeat that last part for me, it's a Las Vegas art installation what?

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countflacula 9 points 3 years ago

I'm guessing they wanted to throw a little flair in their comment and used the latin form, which I think means "with", think cum laude meaning "with praise".

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archonet 2 points 3 years ago

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FlyingSquid 4 points 3 years ago

If you drink them, you become as unto a god.

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Spliffman1 2 points 3 years ago

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iHUNTcriminals 3 points 3 years ago

And wtf does "the last drop of pulp has been spilled" mean...? What a confusing oj.

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gullible 5 points 3 years ago

Seriously. Like, is the pulp even real or is it all a fiction?

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Gestrid 3 points 3 years ago

They removed all the pulp. It's a joke replacing "blood" with "pulp".

It also says the oranges were "aggressively squeezed in self defense".

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SkybreakerEngineer 13 points 3 years ago

There is a disturbing lack of Aztec dubstep in this thread

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roguetrick 9 points 3 years ago

This has to be an omega mart product.

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subignition 12 points 3 years ago

Did the Omega Mart logos at the bottom of the image give it away? :P

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roguetrick 4 points 3 years ago

I did not notice.

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subignition 4 points 3 years ago

I hoped the :P communicated that I could tell! Have a good one, stranger

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asteriskeverything 2 points 3 years ago

I was wondering if this was real or a render! I love it ty now I wanna go even more

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autumn 1 point 3 years ago

I highly recommend it!

If you go and do the storyline, remember that you can read some of the stuff via qr code on your phone so you don't have to sit at the terminals to watch the videos.

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teft 5 points 3 years ago

How do you get consent from the oranges?

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TheDankHold 9 points 3 years ago

You ask of course

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AnalogyAddict 2 points 3 years ago

If they don't say no, it's consent.