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SOLIPSISM SATURDAY!

5 months ago by MinnesotaGoddam to c/lemmyshitpost

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silasmariner 22 points 5 months ago

No u

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 13 points 5 months ago

oh fuck. The undefeatable logic.

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mtpender 12 points 5 months ago

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 12 points 5 months ago

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RegularJoe 11 points 5 months ago

If none of us exist, how are you getting upvotes?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 14 points 5 months ago

I've got the kind of solipsism where you are me

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FiniteBanjo 6 points 5 months ago

All information is perceived via electrical signals to the brain, but they can be halucinations, nothing can be confirmed real except the self.

In the darkness I saw that I was alone and all that was, and so I said "let their be light".

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 5 months ago

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Breezy 7 points 5 months ago

A handful of alt accounts of course, and me: beep boop, hello fellow human

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 5 months ago

wait i don't remember being you. OH FUCK

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village604 2 points 5 months ago

Everyone is a bot except OP

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bizarroland 9 points 5 months ago

Even worse, you're making us exist against our will.

Fuck you.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 10 points 5 months ago

Fuck me yourself coward

*angry violet08 noises*

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bizarroland 6 points 5 months ago

You would have to fuck you yourself to make me fuck you myself.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 5 months ago

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sp3ctr4l 7 points 5 months ago

... why did I post this ...

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 5 months ago

i dunno dude i was pretty high

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sp3ctr4l 3 points 5 months ago

... I think I need to lay off the stuff for a bit, sheesh.

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OwOarchist 6 points 5 months ago

Ah, thanks. I was getting kind of tired of existing. Nice to take a little break.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 5 months ago

Everyone needs a little break. Your shift is in a few hours when i fall asleep. If I fall asleep. Oh fuck I should never have signed that contract with a devil

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DivineDev 5 points 5 months ago

I read that as "It's Slopism Saturday" and thought we're doing AI now

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 5 months ago

i couldn't have been more clear earlier

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CheesyFox 4 points 5 months ago

I think i am

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 5 months ago

oh no i don't

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 5 months ago

STPO

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gnufuu 3 points 5 months ago

Not all solipsists are wrong

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PunnyName 3 points 5 months ago

None of whom?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 5 months ago

"you people"

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FiniteBanjo 3 points 5 months ago

The protestors exist though, I see you out there.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 5 months ago

Oh, today everyone is me. Sorry, I've been an asshole lately. I'm doing my best with the orange asshole but I'm really out of control. Trying to hole my breath.

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Bonje 2 points 5 months ago

But you see, its not me

Its not my family

In your head, in you head, they are fighting

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stickly 1 point 5 months ago

I thought a slopsism is what you get when the mohel pregames the bris

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