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Anon hates chopsticks

6 months ago by BootyEnthusiast to c/4chan

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DrBob 58 points 6 months ago

Skill issue.

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nullpotential 11 points 6 months ago

As much as I despise that phrase, it is true

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Pat_Riot 5 points 6 months ago

Goddamnit I hit send and then immediately saw your comment.

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chonglibloodsport 2 points 6 months ago

Seriously, folks! Just take the time to learn! Order takeout and practice eating with them at home by yourself. Then you don’t have to be embarrassed about it in front of others.

Once you learn to eat with chopsticks it actually becomes fun! You get better and better at it!

In other news, I have a Chinese friend who does not know how to use a fork and knife to cut meat! So yeah it goes both ways!

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Pat_Riot 29 points 6 months ago

Skill issue. Git gud you fuckin' casual.

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Machindo 21 points 6 months ago

I knew this rationally but it just hit me how easy it would have been for early eastern civilizations to craft chopsticks rather than forks.

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dadarobot 7 points 6 months ago

Apparently they had forks first, then started using chopsticks.

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Sophocles 20 points 6 months ago

The West: sorry I'd rather use a food shovel 🥄

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SubArcticTundra 8 points 6 months ago

Let me kill my food with a trident despite it already being dead

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cheese_greater 1 point 6 months ago

Its like im God, king of the Castle, kung of the Castle, with my trident

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CheeseNoodle 12 points 6 months ago

I've read some posts on here saying that in asian countries it's fairly common to jab the food with the chopsticks if you're in a rush.

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CaptainBasculin 7 points 6 months ago

You can ask for a fork in most restaurants anyway

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Zozano 11 points 6 months ago

Dude you can't ask for a fork its so embarrassing!

*stains shirt with hoisin sauce*

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Martyy 3 points 6 months ago

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Cort 3 points 6 months ago

Confucius says: only lowly dirt people cut and stab meat. Use chopsticks if you don't want to be considered dirty.

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Hawanja 0 points 5 months ago

Hey you don't get to be calling Asian people names when millions of people can use chopsticks but you can't, that's bullshit.

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daychilde -4 points 6 months ago

They have the right to use the R word if they like, but it sure makes me not interested to engage. Pity, because I had a few pithy things to say before I got to that.

Doesn't make me angry, just sad.

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