People always say you shouldn't rush growing up, so I'm saving my adulthood for when they put me in the incinerator ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

5 months ago by Nick East (Indie Writer) to c/humor

DagwoodIII 10 points 5 months ago

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

From the movie "Mahogany."

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NickEast_IndieWriter 3 points 5 months ago

@DagwoodIII I haven't seen that but it sounds like I might like it ๐Ÿ˜

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DagwoodIII 3 points 5 months ago

Young Black woman leaves America and goes to Europe to become a model/fashion designer.

Anthony Perkins is a creepy high fashion photographer and Billy Dee Calrisian is the woman's boyfriend.

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BassTurd 3 points 5 months ago

I always tell people, I have get get older but I don't have to grow up.

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DagwoodIII 2 points 5 months ago

In this movie, the guy saying the line ruins about 20 people's lives because he has to have his own way.

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ApathyTree 1 point 5 months ago

โ€œMatureโ€ is just the commonly-accepted word for โ€œboring as hell in a way your child self never would tolerateโ€. And honestly I cant fathom why that would be the ideal.

I canโ€™t imagine being mature the way normal people strive to be. They walk places instead of skipping, running, jumping. They don't stop to look at bugs and tiny plants. They don't marvel at the tiny construction equipment used in urban environments. They don't ride shopping carts, or spin in spinny chairs. They don't pretend the slight delay on automatic doors is because theyโ€™re too sneaky, maybe invisible, and start waving frantically at the sensor. They don't start dancing, poorly, to punctuate awkward statements.

Basically they care what people think of them and strive for uniformity, like why even bother at that point? So boring, so average, so โ€œmatureโ€.

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DagwoodIII 2 points 5 months ago

I find that if you're actually paying your bills and not scaring small children, nobody cares what you do.

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