Hottest thing ever

3 months ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid to c/lemmyshitpost

gaiety 59 points 3 months ago

these jokes never hit when Polyamorous

all I can think is, take a shower I guess then all is chill

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Jarix 23 points 3 months ago

Knowing a couple different polycules but not being in that community myself, I now think of these things much differently and sometimes completely miss the point they are trying to make and just think it's a happy thought they are sharing instead of trying justv celebrating shitty behavior.

And let me tell you how many wonderfully bewildered looks I get when it's a person who is saying it in front of me and my reaction is completely different then they are expecting

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Gonzako 6 points 3 months ago

I'm having trouble understanding this comment. Mind elaborating?

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shynoise 9 points 3 months ago

Some people are into it

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EmpathicVagrant 3 points 3 months ago

Processing it through another filter, they see the idea more as an enjoyable consenting event rather than something done behind the back of an unaware partner.

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JackbyDev 2 points 3 months ago

They're saying they interpret the post as a consensual act between three people instead of a joke about cheating. They're saying they see comments about things like this and often interpret it like that and others are shocked because they think it's a positive reaction to cheating.

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Jarix 1 point 3 months ago

I can but I'll need some help. Where did we go off the rails, or how if that's easier to answer

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Mac 5 points 3 months ago

take a shower i guess

You misunderstand,

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MutantTailThing 53 points 3 months ago

Aight I’m out

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xkbx 16 points 3 months ago

nice, sloppy seconds

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bennypr0fane 27 points 3 months ago

Sounds like you know exactly what his wife's pussy tastes like (you can tell it from the taste of other pussies).

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CapOnBackwards 24 points 3 months ago
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yakko 5 points 3 months ago

Hot

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CapOnBackwards 4 points 3 months ago
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Pirtatogna 16 points 3 months ago

Usually he sucks my dick.

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jobbies 15 points 3 months ago

Legit know bi guys that go wild for this.

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caseyweederman 1 point 3 months ago

Can confirm

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Mouselemming 11 points 3 months ago

... because she's in bed with you

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diabetic_porcupine 9 points 3 months ago

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JackbyDev 1 point 3 months ago

Bonk!

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RaoulDuke85 5 points 3 months ago

Puss dickin

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khanh 1 point 3 months ago

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