Nothing to see here

5 months ago by Return_of_Chippy to c/lemmyshitpost

tyler 105 points 5 months ago

The red circle and square actually do a lot of work here. I didn’t see him until after reading.

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snooggums 59 points 5 months ago

One of the few times the red circle was necessary!

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rowrowrowyourboat 14 points 5 months ago path: 0 23856494 23857447, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 1
tyler 4 points 5 months ago

lol I was reading over the wiki thinking, oh boy, I’m learning something new and then I thought… wait this sounds like that gorilla walking through the scene video and boom next sentence πŸ˜‚

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EvilFonzy 56 points 5 months ago

If that guy snaps his fingers, the vape shop around the corner is going out of business.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 3 points 5 months ago

spoiler...it's going out of business anyway.

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unexposedhazard 21 points 5 months ago

I think the location is the worst part tbh

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OttoVonNoob 16 points 5 months ago

Could be outdoors at a church. During covid in Canada, our small town had weddings outside, and our church doubles as a bingo hall and a mosque. In small towns, you make do with whatever real estate works, sort of deal. The outfits are another story though lol

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RickyRigatoni 11 points 5 months ago

A church, bingo hall, and mosque. What a fucking combination.

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OttoVonNoob 4 points 5 months ago path: 0 23856253 23856727 23857637 23857907, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
Darnton 17 points 5 months ago

lemmyshitpost=facebook

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zeroConnection 12 points 5 months ago

You got it completely wrong.

facebook = lemmy shit post

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Return_of_Chippy 3 points 5 months ago

Thanks babe 😘

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homes 15 points 5 months ago

At least the other dude is in uniform

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urheber 15 points 5 months ago

FUCK XAVIER

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Bishma 13 points 5 months ago

What kind of monster doesn't wear black shorts and a tuxedo tee to a wedding?

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pyrflie 9 points 5 months ago
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NoForwadSlashS 9 points 5 months ago

I think they're worried about the right guy, he looks like Peter Thiel

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wuffah 7 points 5 months ago

Ahh shorts, half legs and half pants. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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FrChazzz 7 points 5 months ago

AWWW SNAP!

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4am 5 points 5 months ago

Themu

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rmuk 4 points 5 months ago

Honestly I'd be more pissed off by that one who is just looking down at their phone.

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frog 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah. Taylor Swifts wedding was supposed to be small with just friends and family. They all promised to not publish puctures without permission.

Looks like catering staff didn't care though. Huge issue.

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MeowerMisfit817 4 points 5 months ago

Xavier... On LEMMY?!

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ininewcrow 3 points 5 months ago

Aim for the head

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Ad4mWayn3 3 points 5 months ago

c/fuckxavier

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wabafee 3 points 5 months ago

Thanos at the back

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Proprietary_Blend 2 points 5 months ago

Why didn't you bring some friends?

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hOrni 0 points 5 months ago

It would be funnier without the red circle and the comment.

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snooggums 12 points 5 months ago

"It would be funnier without the setup for the punchline."

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molten 5 points 5 months ago

What? That's actually what enables the joke. I usually hate the red circles and shit but you can't just turn your brain off and get pissed every time you see one in any context.

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