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eatCasserole 29 points 17 days ago

Why does a toaster need to know what day it is??

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Dyskolos 12 points 17 days ago

Because Sunday nights I prefer my toast one tiny bit ligther. Tsk...obviously.

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ccunning 7 points 17 days ago

So you can set it to automatic toast your toast in the morning so it’s warm when you wake up but you wake up at different times on workdays vs weekends

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JoeBigelow 4 points 17 days ago

Automatic coffee, I understand despite it making worse coffee. Automatic toast? I'm having a hard time imagining... Actually nevermind, there are all kinds of people.

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eatCasserole 2 points 15 days ago

Come on, it's genius. You load the toaster in the evening, so the bread gets nice and stale overnight, then when your alarm goes off, you can snooze it for 10 minutes to give the stale toast time to cool. If you want you could even do a light manual toast to warm it up again. It'll be...extra crunchy.

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DarrinBrunner 26 points 17 days ago

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 11 points 17 days ago

My favorite method is to slather it with softened butter and do it on a pan

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protist 7 points 17 days ago

One grilled cheese sandwich please, and hold the cheese

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 7 points 17 days ago

If I’m feeling extra slutty I’ll use bacon grease

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alanjaow 5 points 17 days ago

In fact, hold the bread.

That reminds me, I got a tip once to use butter as coffee creamer. I didn't enjoy it, so I decided to try bacon grease to see if it would make it worse.

It did.

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panda_abyss 5 points 17 days ago

Someone turn this into a dalek

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Remember_the_tooth 1 point 17 days ago

What, and toast my bread like some kind of neanderthal?

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LimaBaos 18 points 17 days ago

Installing ads

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schwim 13 points 17 days ago

"When you just want to toast your bread but you decided to buy a smart toaster for absolutely no good reason."

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gAlienLifeform 10 points 17 days ago

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JoeBigelow 2 points 15 days ago

Glad somebody replied to my comment so I could find this again and say thank you for a really fun read!

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Remember_the_tooth 2 points 17 days ago

Woah, was dark. Thank you

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goondaba 10 points 17 days ago

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Remember_the_tooth 4 points 17 days ago

Far less annoying and much more useful.

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the_riviera_kid 6 points 17 days ago

Well if talky toaster taught me anything I'm going to need a 14 lb lump hammer.

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InEnduringGrowStrong 4 points 17 days ago

And it's still worse than this toaster from the 60s.

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jubilationtcornpone 4 points 17 days ago

Toaster Nightmares in 1987: Falling into a bathtub full of water, malevolent firefighter clowns, & forks.

Toaster Nightmares in 2026: Being bricked by a software update.

Toaster Nightmares

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Remember_the_tooth 4 points 17 days ago

Should be returned to the store at about 10,000kph

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TimeNaan 1 point 15 days ago

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Asfalttikyntaja 1 point 17 days ago

But can it toast a Jesus on the bread?

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