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Why should I remove my gorilla? It's not hurting anyone.

9 days ago by Wren to c/BrandNewSentence

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Gork 48 points 9 days ago

Could say the same about gargoyles outside buildings too.

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SchmidtGenetics -22 points 9 days ago

A gargoyle isn’t real though, if that thing was illuminated by lightning at night, I would have some very quick and serious questions going through my head. We do have silverbacks in our zoo… maybe it escaped…?

But also pretty sure lions are common outside courts… no?

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Dojan 46 points 9 days ago

A gargoyle isn’t real though

Oh. Now I’m sad.

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fakeman_pretendname 12 points 9 days ago

Don't worry, Gargoyles are real. It's Grotesques that aren't real.

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qarbone 4 points 9 days ago

Idk. I don't think all redpillers are bots.

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Marshezezz 6 points 9 days ago

Logic would probably kick in for most people

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SchmidtGenetics -3 points 9 days ago

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Marshezezz 24 points 9 days ago

Yeah, I really should have thought about all the wild gorillas perched motionless, suspended two stories in the air that are so commonplace everywhere.

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fakeman_pretendname 47 points 9 days ago

If I lived a few doors down, I'd install a larger fake gorilla on the front of my house, making her gorilla look disappointing.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 23 points 9 days ago

I'd install a fake Godzilla and make them fight.

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texture 7 points 9 days ago

*tips my glass

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AdolfSchmitler 30 points 9 days ago

As long as it's properly supported then sure, why not?

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unemployedclaquer 2 points 9 days ago

This Gorilla's gonna need quarterly do-ups.

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veni_vedi_veni 24 points 9 days ago

She understand that harembe death was the pivotal divergence in the timelines

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JohnnyEnzyme 8 points 9 days ago

Harambe's death was so pivotal that it even caused the "This Is Fine" dog to reverse course!

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Agent641 5 points 9 days ago

Harambe died for our sins and will live forever in paradise

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logi 1 point 9 days ago

Heresy. The timeline was thrown into chaos when the well known extraterrestrial David Bowie died on January 10th 2016 and could no longer keep it on track.

This includes the killing of Harembe 4 months later.

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brem 15 points 9 days ago

My gorilla statue is safe

Sitting atop my thin tin roof

Please don't stand there

Thud crash POOF

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adam_y 15 points 9 days ago

It's isn't hurting anyone, and neither is the neon sign outside my house that says, "Susan bangs chimps for pies".

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arschflugkoerper 9 points 9 days ago

maybe shooting this one brings us back to the good timeline

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plantfanatic 9 points 9 days ago

Might give someone a heart attack at night though.

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TachyonTele 6 points 9 days ago

Im picturing a cheerful giant gorilla jogging around town and handing out little heart attacks to old ladies

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Whitebrow 3 points 9 days ago

Not the worst way to go

Would make one hell of a regional legend too

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qarbone 4 points 9 days ago

"Rumours speak of the Heart-stopping Gorilla that troops through these otherwise-ordinary streets. With a single glance, it can claim your very life."

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its_kim_love 6 points 9 days ago

You seriously underestimate humanity if you think this is a new sentence.

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ChicoSuave 6 points 9 days ago

It's hurting the sensibilities of thin skinned bitches.

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jdr 5 points 9 days ago

Gorillas need more space than that

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LouNeko 5 points 9 days ago

The Cincinnati Zoo, May 28th 2016, 5 minutes before the Great Deviation:

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Johandea 4 points 9 days ago

BrandNewSentences*

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DarkCloud 4 points 9 days ago

Ain't no law against it.

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ohulancutash 5 points 9 days ago

Planning law

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