toynbee 50 points 4 months ago

Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question?

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SkunkWorkz 9 points 4 months ago

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Aurenkin 8 points 4 months ago

You're not the boss of me, now!

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Klear 1 point 4 months ago path: 0 24282172 24282283, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 3
toynbee 2 points 4 months ago

I'm curious of what that means, but that link put me through five captchas in a row and I ran out of patience.

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Klear 3 points 4 months ago path: 0 24282172 24282283 24282324 24282342, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
toynbee 3 points 4 months ago

Thanks! I'm on a VPN using graphene, so that's probably why YouTube doesn't like me.

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smaximov 45 points 4 months ago

BIG_IF_TRUE

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RustyNova 43 points 4 months ago

Missing the truth nuke

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Klear 34 points 4 months ago

And DAMN_LIE

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floquant 28 points 4 months ago

FAKE_NEWS (true but I don't like it)

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Klear 8 points 4 months ago

I also propose a new binary operator CARES_ABOUT_YOUR_FEELINGS

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nimisnimi 6 points 4 months ago

MEGABULL ,

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BlackRoseAmongThorns 2 points 4 months ago

and megabool::Statistics

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elvith 26 points 4 months ago

DOUBLE_PLUS_UNTRUE

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Yorick 25 points 4 months ago

May I introduce the VHDL STD library where you can set an output to "don't care":

Wikipedia IEEE-1164

As an embedded electronics engineer discovering VHDL was a blast and a mindfuck!

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white_nrdy 12 points 4 months ago

Don't worry, VHDL is still a mindfuck sometimes even after being an FPGA engineer for years (mostly only using VHDL). It's such a cool language, and I am glad you discovered and are enjoying it!

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blibla 1 point 4 months ago

its just what most people what vall illegal state or impossible?

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fruitcantfly 18 points 4 months ago

I prefer the classic Bool:

enum Bool 
{ 
    True, 
    False, 
    FileNotFound 
};
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DasFaultier 6 points 4 months ago

Ah yes, the three genders.

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noughtnaut 2 points 4 months ago

If this classic isn't linked from that Wikipedia article (I never checked) it really should be. Like the "static cling" image, evnen encyclopedias need to know when to step out of formal style. 🀭

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lime 17 points 4 months ago path: 0 24281428, hotness: undefined, score: 17, children: 0
gapa 13 points 4 months ago

Needs more emojis.

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Nioxic 12 points 4 months ago

πŸ‘ = true

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rustydrd 18 points 4 months ago

πŸ‘Ž = false
🫳 = maybe
🀌 = Italian false

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 12 points 4 months ago

PANTS_ON_FIRE,

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jballs 9 points 4 months ago

While working on some client code, my coworker and I came across a case statement that said something like

if myBoolean == TRUE
then blah
else if myBoolean == FALSE
then blah blah
else if myBoolean is null
then blah blah blah

Ever since we've always laughed at the "trinary bit".

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SaharaMaleikuhm 4 points 4 months ago

Damn JavaScript

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bitjunkie 4 points 4 months ago

I'd have gone with "truthy" and "falsy", but I like the cut of the jib all the same

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ranzispa 2 points 4 months ago

I'm confused as to the use of double true.

I've been running a query adding TRUE entries to other TRUE entries, but I just get TRUE as result.

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daniskarma 1 point 4 months ago

Quantum computer booleans. True/False/Everything in between.

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driving_crooner 1 point 4 months ago

OK and NOT_OK

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33550336 1 point 4 months ago

This is just reinvention of Łukasiewicz multi-valued logic

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Mearcfara 1 point 4 months ago

missing this_tbh

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hoohoohoot 0 points 3 months ago
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