Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

7 days ago by MadeInDex 📰🌎 to c/DeMeta

Morale at Meta has seemingly hit rock bottom. Mark Zuckerberg is seriously struggling to lift their spirits following massive layoffs.

SnarkoPolo 14 points 6 days ago

Punishment will continue until your attitude improves.

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madeindex 4 points 6 days ago

Don't think somebody like this can improve ;)

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kibblebits 10 points 6 days ago

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WRITE SATIRE?!?!

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LodeMike 2 points 6 days ago

This isn't satire?

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kibblebits 5 points 6 days ago

No.

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TachyonTele 1 point 6 days ago

This is the future. Sadly.

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terranoid 3 points 6 days ago

Is it really AI layoffs?

Or is meta struggling to survive when no one gives a fuck about Facebook except for great aunt Martha-Lee who just Jesus posts every once in a while when she hears weird family gossip about the sluts in her family living a life she wished she was brave enough to live

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McWabbit 1 point 6 days ago

@madeindex Well, finally!

Roll out the guillotine and let the fun times begin!

First start with Zuck and invite his billionaire and the freshly "self-made" made trillionaire too for a fun week of choppidity-chop.

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