I keep reading the Lord of the Rings trilogy over and over. My wife says I'm addicted....

5 days ago by Tug to c/dadjokes

But I just can't kick the hobbit

Nemo 20 points 5 days ago

Can you even make a Tolkein effort?

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Pat_Riot 13 points 5 days ago

This shall not pass

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foiledAgain 10 points 5 days ago

It’s tough. I’ve been there and back again

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moshankey 8 points 5 days ago

It’s a hard hobbit to break.

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abbadon420 8 points 5 days ago

What the elf are you taking about?

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samus12345 7 points 5 days ago

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Janx 4 points 5 days ago

You really shouldn't kick hobbits...

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Tugboater203 3 points 5 days ago

Not even those Underhills?

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crazycraw 1 point 5 days ago

I've kicked more than a few of you harder than you deserve and more than half of you less than half as hard as what you should have receieved."

and so, piss off wankers

/flips off crowd/

/disappears/

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