WhyIHateTheInternet 71 points 2 days ago

Can't be too careful. It could've been a Republican. You can usually tell by the bright red hat and aura of stupidity and racism. They also claim they don't step on snakes but but they absolutely do. In fact, that species in particular is very much into that.

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Atropos 25 points 2 days ago

The bright red head marking tells other humans that Republicans are toxic and not good for eating!

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mnemonicmonkeys 2 points 17 hours ago

They intentionally expose themselves to water and air pollution to make themselves more toxic to eat

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points a day ago

oh shit. i have a big aura of stupidity and i turn bright red in the sun, due to the burning. i'm gonna get bit by a snek ain't i

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InvalidName2 37 points a day ago

The exaggerated eyebrows lashes on the one snake (but not the other) to ensure we know that one of them's a lady makes me wonder if the artist woulda put some big ole snitties on her if they'd drawn the rest of the body.

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QuinnyCoded 7 points a day ago

how many snits would there even be?

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InvalidName2 7 points a day ago

The way I see it snakes have approximately half as many holes as mammal ladies, since the have no ears and a multipurpose cloaca. So by my calculations, if you round up a bit, and carry the 5, then snakes got 1 and some change snitties.

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HasturInYellow 5 points a day ago

It is usually related to the number of offspring in a single birth. So between 1 and 150 according to the laziest Google search I ever did.

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mnemonicmonkeys 4 points 17 hours ago

big ole snitties

When the comment is funnier than the post

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FreddiesLantern 32 points 2 days ago

I mean it’s not wrong.

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jdr 16 points 2 days ago

George Viper

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points a day ago

Ted Snakeson

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fox2263 14 points 2 days ago

Snakebook could be cool

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Master 10 points a day ago

Ah, the white variant. Very dangerous if left unchecked...

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RebekahWSD 6 points a day ago

I ask my science friend before I kill insects in the garden. I was given free range to kill all the stupid spotted lanternflies!

They're already back this year. I'm sad.

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spinne 4 points a day ago

Kill 'em harder!

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RebekahWSD 2 points a day ago

They're jumpy little bastards! I'm trying!

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spinne 2 points a day ago

We'll get them good this year! 🫡

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Gonzako 5 points a day ago

Here we kill the snakes because theyre invasive

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FatVegan 6 points a day ago

So are we

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 4 points 2 days ago

Guardia parco

I wonder what that means /s

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