Nah, death tournament, like Highlander.
"There can be only one!"
Who has custody of the mug right now?
...please tell me you guys didn't lose the damn mug?
This reminded me of that one SCP about a mountain full of machinery that somehow manufactures a single bird every once in a while.
Maybe it's like the "World's Youngest Person" award that gets cycled through rapidly and is contingent on who last purchased the mug.
To that end, I suggest we serialize and globally synchronize them so people know the order in which "World's Best Dad" was awarded.
But then philosophy kicks in and we ask ourselves if a dad that is the greatest for only a brief time can be considered the greatest at all
And then humanity prevails, and the greatest dads all argue that a true greatest dad will share the title with all the nice dads of the world, and they will all reclaim the title
But then, through humility and simplicity, the greatest dads won't want any ego boost from material trinkets, but only the love from their families
Heresy. There can be only one.
draws sword
Quite a few places:

It is actually incredible that there are 31 different dates for Father's Day in use around the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father%27s_Day#Dates
nope! just 31
I figure low stakes stuff like this is a reasonable use case. The scale of AI these days is astronomical, to the point that me running this same query 100,000 times or not would be such a small drop in the bucket that it would be largely symbolic.
oh no someone did a google and screenshotted the ai summary. CRUCIFY THEM
Fuck off with your AI slop. Wikipedia isn't murdering the planet and doesn't make you dumber with every use and has a handy table which is what that slop garbage probably ripped off in the first place. And took me probably less time to pull up than your garbage probably took to query
chill dude
When they're literally contributing to one of the largest crisese in human history? No
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