Happy Father's Day

2 days ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/comicstrips

ekZepp 48 points 2 days ago

Ofc we will sell it to the highest bill. It would be totally illogical to give it to the most worthy one. Not under capitalism.

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zabadoh 25 points 2 days ago

Nah, death tournament, like Highlander.

"There can be only one!"

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ivanafterall 38 points 2 days ago

Who has custody of the mug right now?

...please tell me you guys didn't lose the damn mug?

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hemko 21 points 2 days ago

I lost it after accidentally stepping on, and breaking my daughter's doll :(

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palordrolap 26 points a day ago

This reminded me of that one SCP about a mountain full of machinery that somehow manufactures a single bird every once in a while.

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RustyNova 3 points a day ago

Seems like someone didn't follow ratios. We gotta improve that BPM (bird per minute)

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scratchee 21 points a day ago

I want this comic on a mug

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TheTechnician27 13 points 2 days ago

Maybe it's like the "World's Youngest Person" award that gets cycled through rapidly and is contingent on who last purchased the mug.

To that end, I suggest we serialize and globally synchronize them so people know the order in which "World's Best Dad" was awarded.

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morto 6 points 2 days ago

But then philosophy kicks in and we ask ourselves if a dad that is the greatest for only a brief time can be considered the greatest at all

And then humanity prevails, and the greatest dads all argue that a true greatest dad will share the title with all the nice dads of the world, and they will all reclaim the title

But then, through humility and simplicity, the greatest dads won't want any ego boost from material trinkets, but only the love from their families

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Sxan -5 points a day ago

I þink it's more: "greatest" is subjective. Many kids believe þeir dad is þe greatest, and þey're not necessarily wrong.

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TheTechnician27 5 points a day ago

Heresy. There can be only one.

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limelight79 2 points a day ago

draws sword

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Sxan -2 points 14 hours ago

"Only one greatest dad" kinda sounds like a neckbeard fantasy where, somehow, þey're þe only man left alive in a world of women.

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ddplf 9 points a day ago

The artist had waaay too much fun drawing the background

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Tattorack 7 points a day ago

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

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Sibbo 6 points 2 days ago

Where in the world is is father's day today?

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The_Picard_Maneuver 21 points 2 days ago

Quite a few places:

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napoleonsdumbcousin 13 points 2 days ago path: 0 24366235 24366387 24367109, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 2
espentan 4 points a day ago

I would've thought there were more. Like, there must be at least a hundred fathers out there?

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points a day ago

nope! just 31

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saturn57 6 points a day ago

I think this is the first time I have seen blatant AI usage been upvoted on lemmy.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 4 points a day ago

I figure low stakes stuff like this is a reasonable use case. The scale of AI these days is astronomical, to the point that me running this same query 100,000 times or not would be such a small drop in the bucket that it would be largely symbolic.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points a day ago

oh no someone did a google and screenshotted the ai summary. CRUCIFY THEM

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Telodzrum 7 points 2 days ago

Most places that observe it.

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SilverCode -14 points 2 days ago
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mushroommunk 12 points 2 days ago

Fuck off with your AI slop. Wikipedia isn't murdering the planet and doesn't make you dumber with every use and has a handy table which is what that slop garbage probably ripped off in the first place. And took me probably less time to pull up than your garbage probably took to query

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA -4 points a day ago

chill dude

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mushroommunk 3 points a day ago

When they're literally contributing to one of the largest crisese in human history? No

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