I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me Google but I don't like it

a day ago by Angryhumanoid to c/funny

x00z 13 points a day ago

Want to sell stuff to people with ADHD? Look no further! Our amazing privacy invading marketing platform allows you to quickly sell stuff to people with ADHD! You want a userbase that doesn't even use your app after purchase? Imagine the savings on maintenance costs by them losing interest!

Note: We will filter out the people that have recently bought Ritalin.

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aeronmelon 4 points a day ago

Apple Music started insinuating I was gay through playlist names recommended to me because I listened to a lot of dance music and techno.

I sent them a letter asking about it and never saw them again.

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glibg10b 1 point 13 hours ago
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einlander 4 points a day ago

Algorithms tend to notice before you do....

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Cherry 3 points a day ago

The amount of stuff going on In that one screen is overwhelming. My eyes don’t know where to look. I avoid these interfaces.

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hexagonwin 3 points 20 hours ago

wtf? how do they even know their user has ADHD?

ik they basically analyze every user activity but still

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stepan 3 points 20 hours ago

i woud guess that one of the easy things to tell about a user. they know much more...

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starman2112 1 point 14 hours ago

Target can tell when a customer is pregnant before their customer does, and they've been able to for over a decade. Google could reasonably hand out diagnoses at this point

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