Barron Trump To Be Renamed ‘Barack’ as Part of Trump’s Surrender to Iran

a day ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion

In addition to removing all sanctions, releasing frozen assets and providing Iran with a $300 billion development fund, it has now emerged that Donald Trump agreed to rename his youngest son ‘Barack’, as part of deal to end the war in Iran. Those analysing the deal say it appears to be quite lopsided in Iran’s […]
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FiniteBanjo 34 points a day ago

It's funny but also sad because it looks like the peace deal is already collapsing from both sides: congress doesn't want to pay the IRGC and Israel keeps attacking Iran who just closed the strait again.

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supersquirrel 11 points a day ago

Israel never stopped doing war in Lebanon, the peacedeal never existed.

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FiniteBanjo -7 points a day ago

The USA is not Israel, and Israel is not the USA.

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kadotux 8 points 19 hours ago

You have to keep your allies in check when negotiating, otherwise what's the point.

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