Barron Trump To Be Renamed ‘Barack’ as Part of Trump’s Surrender to Iran
a day ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion
Those examples are both the same side
Iran closing the straight with seamines and aerial bombardment is an Iran decision.
AFTER Trump and Israel broke the peace. Hence it's just one side.
It being before or after anything doesn't make your actions somebody else's.
There was never a deal. He just needed to announce it for his birthday fight. I don't know why anybody thought this would stick. Iran is enjoying their new power in the World, because they just demonstrated that they can crash the global economy with a phone call. Who TF needs a nuke when you can do that?
If I were Iran, I'd just twist MAGA balls until after the Midterms.
Unprecedented number of Iranian leaders are attending peace talks in Switzerland right now
I realize this is completely contrary the IRGC state news that claims they have never and will never negotiate with the USA.
Israel never stopped doing war in Lebanon, the peacedeal never existed.
The USA is not Israel, and Israel is not the USA.
You suggest the USA should invade Israel? It hasn't exactly worked out well with Iran.
Israel has very clearly demonstrated it will not be deterred by any amount of threats or soft power.
Congress paying Iran was never part of the deal. The deal was to push private companies to invest $300 billion in reconstruction. Now I'm fairly sure that Trump construction consolidated might get paid by congress to rebuild the bridges Trump defence blew up, but it'd just be a hunch
Maybe it's different in autocratic regimes like Iran, Russia, and China, but the US Government cannot "push companies to invest" in anything without giving back at least some guarantee. Regardless, Congress is going to vote the proposition down.
Even his router ban or his admin favoring SpaceX contracts isn't worth investing $300Bn in Iran.
The USA companies can't even justify keeping private hospitals running stateside, how tf are they going to pay to build some in Iran? The oil fields aren't getting privatized so ain't no Exxon Mobil going to do it.
Trump has been aggressively rewarding coal and oil and it's still getting pushed out of the market by clean power.
$300,000,000,000.00 is a lot of fucking money.
First time and in a long time that I saw an Onion headline, and didn't halfway believe it immediately.
This is a huge victory for the United State of America.
Death of the author moment: this is an abstruse part of the satire and not a typo.
Baron Hussain Trump!
He's only doing that so he'll actually remember his kid since Barack Obama lives rent free in that dementia-ridden mush he called a brain
Poor Trump. Doesn't even remember his old pal John Baron.
its funny the tough guys who support trump who acts like napolean dynamite. A lot of people are saying I have secret ninja moves. A lot of folks.
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It's funny but also sad because it looks like the peace deal is already collapsing from both sides: congress doesn't want to pay the IRGC and Israel keeps attacking Iran who just closed the strait again.
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