Barron Trump To Be Renamed ‘Barack’ as Part of Trump’s Surrender to Iran

a day ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion

In addition to removing all sanctions, releasing frozen assets and providing Iran with a $300 billion development fund, it has now emerged that Donald Trump agreed to rename his youngest son ‘Barack’, as part of deal to end the war in Iran. Those analysing the deal say it appears to be quite lopsided in Iran’s […]
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FiniteBanjo 34 points a day ago

It's funny but also sad because it looks like the peace deal is already collapsing from both sides: congress doesn't want to pay the IRGC and Israel keeps attacking Iran who just closed the strait again.

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Geobloke 3 points 17 hours ago

Congress paying Iran was never part of the deal. The deal was to push private companies to invest $300 billion in reconstruction. Now I'm fairly sure that Trump construction consolidated might get paid by congress to rebuild the bridges Trump defence blew up, but it'd just be a hunch

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FiniteBanjo -1 points 13 hours ago

Maybe it's different in autocratic regimes like Iran, Russia, and China, but the US Government cannot "push companies to invest" in anything without giving back at least some guarantee. Regardless, Congress is going to vote the proposition down.

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Geobloke 0 points 4 hours ago

Ate you fucking serious? Look at how Trump had rewarded companies that kiss the ring

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FiniteBanjo 0 points 4 hours ago

Even his router ban or his admin favoring SpaceX contracts isn't worth investing $300Bn in Iran.

The USA companies can't even justify keeping private hospitals running stateside, how tf are they going to pay to build some in Iran? The oil fields aren't getting privatized so ain't no Exxon Mobil going to do it.

Trump has been aggressively rewarding coal and oil and it's still getting pushed out of the market by clean power.

$300,000,000,000.00 is a lot of fucking money.

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