Please mind the gap

a day ago by PopcornPrincess to c/lemmyshitpost

sundray 45 points a day ago

Relevant C&H:

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raman_klogius 28 points a day ago

I've seen multiple videos of people who do end up falling inside the machinery. It's the steel plates on the landings that you should actually be wary about.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 11 hours ago

yeah, those handrails are literal lifesavers

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halfdane 17 points a day ago

That escalated quickly

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pmk 11 points 21 hours ago

I went up an escalator with my ex girlfriend a few days ago, and when we came to the top, for some reason, I picked her up and carried her over that part. But then I started wondering, why did I do that? And she just said "ok you can put me down now."

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Hoimo 14 points 19 hours ago

Was she your ex at the time or was it the reason for the breakup?

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pmk 4 points 19 hours ago

Haha no, we broke up months ago, but it's complicated I guess.

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ummthatguy 11 points a day ago

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raman_klogius 6 points a day ago

Ayy cake day buddy!

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ummthatguy 8 points a day ago

Well, shit. Just shy of 3 years since the "great migration" from the bad place. Enjoy your cake day as well!

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orbituary 7 points a day ago

I jumped ship then, too. June 14, 2023.

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baggachipz 2 points 13 hours ago

For some reason I waited until June 19 🤦

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ummthatguy 1 point a day ago
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NaibofTabr 10 points a day ago path: 0 24376253, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0
tlekiteki 7 points a day ago

4chan a decade ago frfr

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Gullible 6 points a day ago

I didn’t see it there, but I’m pretty sure I’m thinking of the same Chinese woman slowly ground to nothing by exposed escalator machinery.

As an aside, I’ve watched far too many people die. This should not be relatable. The fuck, me from 10 years ago?

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tlekiteki 2 points 11 hours ago

Nah I saw a Chinese guy just disappear through a panel that opened up in the floor.

As a youth, I wanted to understand the parameters of the world we live in. I'm glad I do.

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Hupf 7 points 18 hours ago

Me minding the gap:

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 11 hours ago

oof ouch my mind gap

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Hupf 3 points 10 hours ago

Maybe my mind goblin could be of assistance?

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AmyAye 7 points 12 hours ago

This is the second comic I have seen today where somene gets consumed by an escalator, WTF???

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 11 hours ago

what's that phenomenon where you see a bunch of comics about dying in a weird way and then it happens? paranoid schizophrenia?

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PopcornPrincess 3 points 11 hours ago

Welcome to Lemmy <3

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Rooskie91 3 points 11 hours ago path: 0 24384947, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
kboos1 2 points 18 hours ago

Shoe strings would most likely break before any real harm was done, probably just make you fall on your face. Flip flops and sandals are a real danger, you can lose a toe or a chunk of your foot.

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DmMacniel 5 points 17 hours ago

Surr, you fall on your face, then it gets munched by the escalator!

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BandanaBug 4 points 16 hours ago

On a local emergency TV program someone got stuck with their back caught in the metal teeth at the bottom. They had to manually reverse the escalator to free him. Injuries are unlikely and rare but the chance is not zero.

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TheEighthDoctor 3 points 8 hours ago

It happened to me, the shoe strings didn't break but they got ripped out of the holes one by one. I don't know if I trashed the sneakers but I'll post them if I find them.

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