"Hephaestion was just his homie"

17 hours ago by grumpy_cat to c/historymemes

Korhaka 28 points 17 hours ago

No wonder his men followed him so gladly into battle. He is our leader by day, and lover by night.

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Mantzy81 21 points 16 hours ago

It was a legitimate strategy in Thebes. You'll fight harder for your "brother" if they were also your lover.

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JasonDJ 4 points 14 hours ago

Those ancient greeks man...they were so progressive, with their democracy and their separation of biological sex from their sexuality.

I'm no historian but it really sounds like Greece was a pretty sweet place, at least for the privileged classes. I consider myself pretty straight, but the idea of truly free love is absolutely magical.

You know one of the most surefire methods of oppression...particularly among slaves or a subservient class...is to control their sexuality? Complete control over who, when, and where you may fuck. Tough to do on a population level though. But we can make certain behaviors uncouth. Make homosexuality a "sin", make sodomy and interracial marriage criminal, etc.

Some things, in our biological and ethical scope, make sense...like incest and pedophilia. Although it could also be said that our knowledge of biology and ethical code also prohibited sodomy and interracial intercourse, while apparently Ancient Greece's encouraged them.

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Grail 5 points 13 hours ago

The Greeks were mega aphobic

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TheOctonaut 1 point 7 hours ago

Fearless?

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PugJesus 3 points 12 hours ago

I’m no historian but it really sounds like Greece was a pretty sweet place, at least for the privileged classes. I consider myself pretty straight, but the idea of truly free love is absolutely magical.

Ancient Greece was very far from a land of truly free love.

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bombadil 11 points 16 hours ago

history's first roommates 🥲

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EggInDisguise 6 points 12 hours ago

Gilgamesh and Enkidu would like a word.

It might devolve into a wrestling match with the end result being a polycule, but who am I to judge.

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JasonDJ 4 points 14 hours ago

Now do Alexander the Hamilton. He liked Laurens a lot, and also Mulligan's pants.

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