Are you my wife? If so, we'll see if you're a good girl! ;) I think you know what I mean.
For your eyes only, baby, see you soon
8 hours ago by potoooooooo 🥔 to c/lemmyshitpost
ivanafterall 24 points 7 hours ago
ivanafterall 26 points 7 hours ago
It's worked to keep our marriage going for 40-plus years, but I suppose you know best.
DudeImMacGyver 20 points 5 hours ago
I will upvote so your wife sees this. Enjoy the jalapeño poppers!
ivanafterall 12 points 7 hours ago
Then I expect you to do your part now that I've put dinner on the table.
baguettefish 3 points an hour ago
a table was not mentioned
usualsuspect191 13 points 7 hours ago
Do air fryers take that long to preheat?
SpaceNoodle 10 points 7 hours ago
The store real close honey
ivanafterall 6 points 7 hours ago
Plenty of time for me to get my nut off while the poppers crisp up. What are you wearing?
unemployedclaquer 2 points 7 hours ago
I used to live next door to a fancy little bodega that would sell that shit. First floor underneath me was a place that sold ice cream and rented videotapes, plus a guy in the back apartment who kept screaming about stabbing me. So you can move quick with them poppers.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 42 minutes ago
i've noticed a distinct difference in crispiness when i let mine warm up like five minutes longer than the official preheat.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 44 minutes ago
hold up maybe i can be your wife tell me about these poppers
bomibantai 2 points 43 minutes ago
Is that George Floyd
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But, like, can I have some?
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