She looks so happy with her new magic tome

4 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango to c/programmer_humor

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/48291329

TheMightyCat 61 points 4 months ago

Obligatory shoutout to https://github.com/...

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notabot 37 points 4 months ago

...The internet truly is a treasure trove of peculiar wonders.

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akunohana 15 points 4 months ago

I haven't been this excited since I discovered that I can look at boobs whenever I want by typing "boobs" in a search engine. The year was 1995, I think.

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TheOctonaut 25 points 4 months ago

* Grimoire

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Equinox1289 24 points 4 months ago

There is a game on Steam where you have to organize 3000 magic tomes. They made this same joke lmao.

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MilkToast 15 points 4 months ago

Librarian. I just picked this up in the summer sale. The C++ books are titled something like "Arcane secrets from a different dimension" - sure got a chuckle out of me, though was disappointing to find they weren't supposed to go in the "Languages" section

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raman_klogius 21 points 4 months ago

Imagine what unholy abominations Frieren would conjure up with pointers.

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Kojichan 1 point 4 months ago

Hang on, I still got my C++ primer from 7th grade somewhere... complete with MUF <=> C++ equivalent scribbles.

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BlackLaZoR 1 point 3 months ago

What if you could code with magic tho?

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