C tesseract

3 years ago by theFibonacciEffect to c/programmerhumor

dcat 76 points 3 years ago

we have C#, where the hell is C♭?

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Chais 58 points 3 years ago

You mean B?

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Zagorath 16 points 3 years ago

Something, something, just intonation something.

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Masimatutu 4 points 3 years ago
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dcat 4 points 3 years ago

this deserves many more upvotes haha

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cod 1 point 3 years ago

I prefer Ax

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iminahurry 1 point 3 years ago
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cordlesslamp 11 points 3 years ago

Does it pronounce "C flat"? I'm not fluent in musical tongue.

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rolaulten 5 points 3 years ago

Yep c flat or b sharp. If the octave has a half step between notes (a full step is A to B, B to C, etc), then a sharp/flat is created. The octave dictates if we call it a sharp or flat, but from a mathematical perspective they are the same tone.

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jaybone 0 points 3 years ago

Lol but there is no c flat or b sharp. There’s no half step between them. Just like E and F.

That’s why those black keys on the piano have gaps between them.

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zalgotext 6 points 3 years ago

Well, there is a C flat, it's just also called B. And vice versa for B sharp, that's just C. There is a half step between B and C, it's B to C. All the sharp or flat symbols do is signify you should play the half step up or down, respectively, from the decorated note.

The same is true between E and F. There's a bunch of complicated reasons that the black keys have gaps between them, ranging from the physics of sound, to Western music theory principles, to ergonomics. I'm by no means an expert on any of this, I just think it's interesting, and a fun topic to look stuff up about.

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dylanTheDeveloper 3 points 3 years ago

Last time I fingered A minor I went to prison

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FederatedSaint 2 points 3 years ago

I've done that too, but I didn't go to prison because I was a minor at the time too lol.

But that raises a good question...does an adult remembering their teenage sexual escapades fondly make them a pedophile?

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schema 1 point 3 years ago
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theherk 64 points 3 years ago

I thought it was neat when I saw that C# was just C++… ++.

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blackn1ght 26 points 3 years ago

This is the first time I've seen it like this, and I've been using C# nearly daily for over 10 years!

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malean 31 points 3 years ago

c matrix and c tesseract can be cool names

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jaybone 2 points 3 years ago

I feel like we missed C Squared and C Cube, which would have been a cool name. (And probably also would have sucked.)

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CanadaPlus 23 points 3 years ago

What about C⩩?

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AeroLemming 13 points 3 years ago
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anosym 2 points 3 years ago

That would be the next one

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writeblankspace 1 point 3 years ago

I prefer waffles

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aracebo 18 points 3 years ago

Does C# get used outside of Microsoft.Net stuff? I never liked the idea of being locked into something proprietary

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brakenium 24 points 3 years ago

You can definitely write C# code based on all open source things. Microsoft open sourced C# and it is used on Linux too

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fred 10 points 3 years ago

Yep. Cross platform Unity game engine also. No fences keeping C# in Microsoft land these days

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aracebo 4 points 3 years ago

This is good to hear! Thanks for the clarification!

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0ops 15 points 3 years ago

Scripting in the unity game engine is done in c#

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 17 points 3 years ago

You pleabs are still on C(++)^4? Real men code in C(++)^11. Some of those dimensions are so small they don't have deterministic outcomes. You write a "Hello, World!" program and you accidentally hack Taco Bell's payroll department. Shit's crazy.

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nothendev 12 points 3 years ago

C-

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igorlogius 11 points 3 years ago
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fubo 18 points 3 years ago

C[], the language of buffer overruns.

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raubarno 11 points 3 years ago

C*, the language of null-dereferences

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recursive_recursion 29 points 3 years ago path: 0 3353839 3354568 3355775 3356337, hotness: undefined, score: 29, children: 1
onichama 2 points 3 years ago

Hippity Hoppity, your meme is now my property

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jaybone 4 points 3 years ago

&C the language of returning pointers to popped stack frames.

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lynx 9 points 3 years ago

You missed one C✝

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SomeAmateur 2 points 3 years ago

powerwolf intensifies

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flambonkscious 6 points 3 years ago

I love this template

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computergeek125 3 points 3 years ago

C Hypercube..... C Hyper.... Hyper C..... wait is this where HolyC fits in? (/s)

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