Honestly it was more because they complained about how hard it was to raise us constantly. Clearly it was a terrible idea so why would I do it?

If your mum asks about grandchildren, just tell her you sprayed them on some tissues last night and flushed them down the toilet. Alternatively, tell her your boyfriend shot them down your throat.

She will quickly learn not to talk about grandchildren!!

A post of @PugJesus@piefed.social quality. Bravo!