The magical powers of salami

3 months ago by Mickey7 to c/lemmyshitpost

Siethron 38 points 3 months ago

But How did THIS picture get taken?

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OhStopYellingAtMe 36 points 3 months ago

A second camera, not covered in slommy.

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AngryishHumanoid 10 points 3 months ago

You can't prove that.

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Zachariah 24 points 3 months ago path: 0 24796020 24796093, hotness: undefined, score: 24, children: 1
DamienGramatacus 10 points 3 months ago

Obligatory screw Reddit but that really was a glorious thread.

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Grostleton 12 points 3 months ago path: 0 24796020 24796124, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 0
rem26_art 26 points 3 months ago

it acts as a privacy cover for your selfie cam, and is a nice emergency snack. Is there anything salami can't do?

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Viking_Hippie 4 points 3 months ago

Long division

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panda_abyss 12 points 3 months ago

It looks like that blanket wants it too

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nforminvasion 3 points 3 months ago

That poor blanket hasn't eaten in days. Pure neglect. You normies might not be able to tell, but I know what bedding abuse looks like.

420, I'm calling the Weed.

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TigerAce 9 points 3 months ago

My cats would slap my phone out of my hand

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MrKoyun 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah there's no way my cat would just sit there waiting. They'd just take it themselves. Would still prolly make for a fire photo though

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homes 6 points 3 months ago

Better give him that slommy afterward, or they’ll get you!

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DrPop 5 points 3 months ago

But just a little, as a treat.

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banazir 3 points 3 months ago

Better not, the salt is not good for their kidneys. Kidney failure is a pretty common cause of death in cats, sadly.

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Unsealed9041 5 points 3 months ago

Cats can have a little bit of salami, as a treat.

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dbtng 4 points 3 months ago

This would not work for me.
My cats are fukin weird. Mostly, they won't touch anything but cat food.
Unless its like crackers on the kitchen counter at night, and I think they do that just to make a mess. They don't really eat crackers either.

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MintyFresh 3 points 3 months ago

I had a cat who loved to mess some bread up. She wouldn't eat it, just loved the carnage.

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