Works for slugs too

3 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango to c/programmer_humor

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/40424835

eatCasserole 36 points 3 months ago

You can also put a cone on the hood! (or so I've heard)

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mnemonicmonkeys 34 points 3 months ago

So you're saying the self driving cars are actually demons?

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OpenStars 23 points 3 months ago

Surely they have daemons inside of them?

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Flagstaff 9 points 3 months ago

Worse; they're soulless!

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Racoonwithbenefits 24 points 3 months ago

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RandomLegend 4 points 3 months ago

Thats a BMW

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Racoonwithbenefits 1 point 3 months ago

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RandomLegend 1 point 3 months ago

Those "Nostrils" are the tell

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kayzeekayzee 19 points 3 months ago

chalk probably works better

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craftrabbit 8 points 3 months ago

Yeah, you'd need a self-driving truckload of salt for that

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Pratai 15 points 3 months ago

There are people that believe this bullshit?

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SaharaMaleikuhm 19 points 3 months ago

There are people believing the earth is flat and vaccines cause autism.

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madcaesar 15 points 3 months ago

There are people who believe Donald Trump is looking out for them

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Rivermoonwolf 4 points 3 months ago

I don't know how to switch accounts and fucked up my wife's entire persona she was building by commenting under her account. Instead of deleting the comments when I realised my mistake, I instead just switched accounts and left those comments there for her to find when she woke up. I claim to have planned to go back to delete them, but instead I was just gonna completely forget about them.

I am so smart 🤓

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