ChaoticNeutralCzech 35 points 3 months ago

π“Œ‚π“π“π“ is one of the ways Sekhmet has been written (maybe the two small glyphs are supposed to be above each other, that's a font/renderer issue) and π“„Ώπ“ˆ–π“ŽΌπ“‚‹π“‡Œ decodes to A-n-g-r-y using Manuel de Codage's hieroglyphic ASCII representation

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TheDankMemegician36 33 points 3 months ago

Damn kids these days don't know how to think for themselves. They are FAR to reliant on the deities and its ruining society.

Back in MY day we NEVER prayed to the gods for guidance and we turned out JUST fine.

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Mouselemming 15 points 3 months ago

I blame the parents for marrying their cousins. Weren't your siblings good enough for youβ€½

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TheDankMemegician36 16 points 3 months ago

This cousin marriage nonsense is getting out of control! I married my sister just like my father married HIS sister and it was good enough for us! Now SUDDENLY marrying a cousin is still "keeping it in the family"??!?!?!

My mother's sister didnt pop out 7 kids just for my kids to NOT marry one another! No respect for tradition

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Arghblarg 17 points 3 months ago

I like the cut of your jib, sir

That jib

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OwOarchist 11 points 3 months ago

The fun part is that this is a portrait painted by someone who was hired to make the likeness as flattering as possible. This is the dude from his best angle, with the best possible lighting, with an artist taking license with the details to make it look better. And he still looks this way.

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 1 point 3 months ago path: 0 24888665 24888852 24889022 24889249 24890980, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
vanillama 8 points 3 months ago

Praise be Sekhmet!

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LovableSidekick 5 points 3 months ago

Yep that sounds just like her.

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TheEighthDoctor 1 point 3 months ago
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