Me_irl

a month ago by ChaoAmber to c/me_irl

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proudblond 111 points a month ago

That HD employee has definitely used that line about 80 times already.

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schnokobaer 65 points a month ago

As they should, if it's not to the same person

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Fmstrat 10 points a month ago

You never know, it might work the 81st time.

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tetris11 74 points a month ago

Just a bunch of guys hanging around the plywood. One of the guys drops a pencil from his ear, mumbles "whoopsiedaisy" and catches it on the first bounce.

"That one" she points.

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jaybone 16 points a month ago

Husbands are fish in tanks at the Asian grocery store.

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Zier 36 points a month ago

Wait... I thought Home Depot was out of husbands due to high tariffs.

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wopalopa 17 points a month ago

mail in husband

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grue 14 points a month ago

ICE took those. 😬

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jaybone 3 points a month ago

Many such cases.

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needanke 3 points 24 days ago

Male in husband 👉👈?

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mycodesucks 22 points a month ago

Aisle 6, next to the drywall hammers.

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bridgeburner 4 points a month ago

Why would drywall hammers even be a thing, isn't drywall this super weak material even literal babies can punch through? Lol

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AeonFelis 15 points a month ago

You need a special hammer to avoid shattering it.

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WhiteOakBayou 2 points a month ago

Because it is hung with nails or drywall screws.

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griselbrandalf 13 points a month ago

Hey, shooters gonna shoot their shots

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